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    Arrow A young ventriloquist

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Essex ... With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:-

    “I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!”

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to the little prick on your lap!”

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    lol blondes....

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