im going to rob a bank tommorow,dressed as aclown wearing a thong and nipple tassels.ill be carrying a goat with a dildo up my arse and a tin of dulux.
in the bank the goats gonna suck me off and ill throw the paint over the walls whilst shouting 'big fat piss flaps. once i get the cash im gonna shit on the floor and escape in a van shaped like a big pink ****. lets see crime stoppers stage a reconstruction of that ****ers.......................![]()
Really really ... Fighting Temptations
Haha spot on BOY1236
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wow you boring people hows it not funny can you read?
I can see crime stoppers now...
Today a total retard attempted to rob a bank, while armed with paint and a goat. As the costumed idiot fled the scene, he was captured trying to manually start a 25 foot penis shaped car. Unfotunatley the clown got carried away trying to 'suck start' the vehicle, and was arrested by police responding to the emergency call. The man is being held on charges of Manslaughter, as 7 bank staff and 4 police died laughing. In other news, the Not Nice costume company listed on the stock exchange and immediatley it's shares climbed to $350 each, on the back of an innovative advertising campaign.
it says the same thing
but in a different way , don't worry still not that funny
it's ok to write a FAIL joke every now and then, I remember I did one too, but it's was too lame to even remember what the joke was :P
Really really ... Fighting Temptations
^^^ Funnier than op