Few funny jokes

[WogBoyz]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car


You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.


A secretary ran into the bosses office and said "Can I use your dictaphone?" He says, "no, use your finger like everybody else"


We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.


Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

[nick3110]

lol nice..

i've done close to 200 posts, and yet i still have 98.. or w/e it is lol.. frustrates me :'(

[WogBoyz]

lol prob cus its in the pub/genral section i dont think they count