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    Talking rectum stretcher ???

    While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 k's over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

    To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

    The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide"

    "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot @#$%^&?" he asked.

    "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

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    LMAO, smart.
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    Doesn't it go...the woman after the cop pulls her over she bends forward revealing a generous cleavage and she looks up at the policeman with a glint in her eye and says "I sorry officer and the cop says "we'll let you off with a warning this time"
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    No it goes...

    Policeman pulls over woman for speeding. He approaches the car and she winds down her window and sees him writing in his ticket book. She asks "Are you giving me a ticket to the policemans ball?"
    "No ma'am, policeman don't have balls"
    Realising what he's said by the smile on her face, he puts the ticket book away, returns to his car, and drives off.
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    Now that is good about police with no balls

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