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Ford Jokes :-)
Q: What did the HOLDEN say to the Ford?
A: Better start running.
Q: Whats worse then a missing toilet bowl?
A: Driving a Ford.
Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive?
A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now!
Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood?
A: As much as the Holden ute towing it.
Q: Why does the BA XR8 Ute have cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate?
A: So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time.
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: What does GT-P stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together properly.
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!
Q. Whats the difference between a ford and a mormon?
A. You can shut the door on a mormon!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put fuel in it!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer!
Please add more!!!
Growing Old Disgracefully
Q: Why did they build Fords?
A: To keep idiots out of Holdens
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
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Ford...At Least They Circled The Problem
Originally Posted by ChargedVX
Forecast For Tonight Is Alcohol, Low Standards And Poor Decisions.
thats awesome
haha herd it b4 and the funny thing is its a oval... not a circle LOL
i love my fords but i have a few goodies....
wat ford stands for.......
****ed on race day
fixed or repaired daily
**** our ride died
Holes Oil Leak Dents & Engine Noises.....
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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ford backwards
Driver Returns On Foot
Last edited by TrEnNaVY; 03-05-2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason: No 'A' in FORD
Forecast For Tonight Is Alcohol, Low Standards And Poor Decisions.
The Future.
full of rust dust..
15.37 @ 147 KPH
LOL, i dont have my vt anymore and now drive a coon, still funny but
96 EF2 Futura I6 Auto SedanSuperlows Front/Rear with Monroe GT Sport's, EL XR Front, 16" Tickford Wheels with 225/50 Wanlis
, 5% Tint, Sony Headunit/ 6 1/2" 190w Speaker's, Fram Air Filter/XR6T Snorkle, Pacemaker 4499's/Hi Flow Cat/2.5 inch Redback, 4.11's/LSD
15.37 @ 147 KPH
Trust me, I'm a Doctor
Q: Whats the difference between a ford and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball more than 200m.
Lawlz.
Ecotec just kicked in yo
Flawed Falcon
RedLine Racing
haha thats all true about ford ><
i had a good laugh
The Future.
haha if you dont own a car its good old foot falcon lolz
Trust me, I'm a Doctor
I have the winner right here...
People who say 'I'd rather push a ford than drive a holden', often do.
Growing Old Disgracefully
i like the one that is in somebody's sig line.....
Ford Falcon, biodegradable since 1960
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
always get a lol out of this one, because its actually the holden badge thats circled......... the ford is oval.
*puts flame suit on*
Hmmmm heres a few.
Found On Rubbish Dump
Fix Or Repair Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
Fails On Race Day
Found On Roadside Dead
Failure Of Research & Development
Found On Road Deserted
Fast Only Running Downhill
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge)
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
For Off Road Death
Fords Only Run Downhill
Fat Old Rusted Dog
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Forget Out Running Datsuns
For Old Retarded Drivers - Thanks to Andrew
****ed On Race Day - Thanks to James
Found On Rangi’s Drive - Thanks to Jamie
First On Recycle Day - Thanks to Troy Knight
Full Of Rusty Dents - Thanks to Jafo
Ford Owners Root Dogs - Thanks to Jafo
Found Outside Reject Depot - Thanks to Jafo
Flies Off Road Deliberately - Thanks to Jafo
Fish Out River Daily - Thanks to Jafo
****er Only Runs Downhill - Thanks to John Hamilton
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer
Keep out motorways clear, beautiful and user friendly.
So leave your Ford at home
Ford...At least they circled the problem.
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"
Buy a Ford and you buy the ’best’. Drive a mile and walk the rest.
BLOWN, CAMMED & SLAMMED R8 :twisted:Real Cars Dont Power The Front Wheels, They Lift Them
So Wet For You!
Jokes one you, there talking about the outline around the badgealways get a lol out of this one, because its actually the holden badge thats circled......... the ford is oval.
*puts flame suit on*
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STEALTHY's Shed Clean Out! Buy my ****
Are you aware Ford backwards is DROF?? Theres no letter A, but was funny tho.
So Wet For You!
Its meant to be Driver Returns On Foot......but yeah, hilarious mistake!
Almost makes this whole thread justified!
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lol yeah im a complete d***head
happy i could make u laugh though
Forecast For Tonight Is Alcohol, Low Standards And Poor Decisions.
Control is a way of life
u all forgot one:
Federation
Of
Recycled
Datsuns
and one for holden....
Holden
Owners
Lose
Drags
Every
Night
Unions: the people who brought you weekends
thats greenfoam!i like the one that is in somebody's sig line.....
Ford Falcon, biodegradable since 1960
haha
yeah its pretty good
Did you know that 99% of fords are still on the road? cause only 1% made it home, LMAO
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