Spiders; How do you get rid of them?

[Rossbx]

Hi all, I have a problem with bloody spiders on my car. What is the best way to get rid of them and keep them off?

Any advice would be appreciated

[fuzzy2308]

get a lion to eat them

[greenfoam]

I allways have the opinion that if you have spiders anywhere, then you have a healthy enviroment. The more spiders the better, you never see many spiders in a work shop or other toxic place or fumegated house. Embrace your spiders because if the spiders are dead you wont be far off it either

[I drive a VL Commodore]

Don't park your car on the lawn, either.

[levymetal]

spiders are pretty awesome. don't get rid of them, they're friendly and harmless. i once found one on my car, he was pretty angry at a chip on my paint. i'm sure if spiders could spray paint, this fellow would have fixed my chip right up.

[Philthy]

Put a bird in your car to catch the spider
Then a cat to eat the bird...a dog to catch the cat, and a goat to catch the dog, and a cow to catch the goat. Then you will need a horse of course, but thats just silly, you will never fit a horse in your car

EDIT: Wow aren't we a helpful bunch looking at the previous posts

[System]

spiders are pretty awesome. don't get rid of them, they're friendly and harmless. i once found one on my car, he was pretty angry at a chip on my paint. i'm sure if spiders could spray paint, this fellow would have fixed my chip right up.

crouching tiger hidden dragon pose?

[TVR-190]

spiders seem to love my driver side mirror

[one_and_only2004]

i have one that lives in the gap under my rear right tail light. He has his uses - when the spiderweb reappears (every 3 weeks or so) its time to wash the ute again..

surface spray works in the house, why not try that?

[kniever]

lol a mate of mine had an old laser as a shitter for parking at the train station when he goes to work and one morning had a huntsman run across the inside if his windscreen while on his way to work and he shat himself and lost control and ended up wedged between a bus stop pole and the bus stop, lol he had to get a tow truck to pull him out.

[VT Berlina 07]

spiders are pretty awesome. don't get rid of them, they're friendly and harmless. i once found one on my car, he was pretty angry at a chip on my paint. i'm sure if spiders could spray paint, this fellow would have fixed my chip right up.

LMFAO LOL funny stuff 10/10

[Rossbx]

Put a bird in your car to catch the spider
Then a cat to eat the bird...a dog to catch the cat, and a goat to catch the dog, and a cow to catch the goat. Then you will need a horse of course, but thats just silly, you will never fit a horse in your car

EDIT: Wow aren't we a helpful bunch looking at the previous posts

This is better than watching the comedy channel on pay tv! Not much help here but I am having a damn good laugh at some of you clowns out there. Thanks guys, all's good LMAO

[fuzzy2308]

dress your car up as a spider. NO NO NO NO NO WAIT! get spider pig on to them

[fuzzy2308]

get spider man onto them

[kniever]

get spider man onto them

that is very disturbing

[cxcxcxvcvcvc]

that is very disturbing

+1

[jphanna]

a roach bomb will kill em for sure. just cant drive car for a few hours.

[Juztin]

Daddy long leg spiders keep away the bigger ones, weird I know, and well it just is weird using spiders to keep spiders away =P