neighbors from hell - ever had one?

[jphanna]

i had all sorts over 19 years but the last bad one i had a full on drug/hydropincs set up next door. i had it happen twice in 3 years, and the second time they police pulled out found 18 generators from the ceiling, they cut off the mains power board so electricity usage wouldnt be spiked, the ceiling had holes everywhere for pipes etc to provide water etc. the windows had contact or something to stop any evidence of the heat lamps coming through etc. then of course the 'visitors' that used to come and go all night ....

i have also had some that throw empty beer bottles and rubbish in my back yard after an all night party. then i had ones with visious dog that is not secured, that wonders into my backyard etc.

i am having a good run at the moment. 6 months straight of peace so far. maybe the plants next door havnt reached the proper height yet......

anyone else got an interesting experience?

[Zuicider]

yer i have kiwis on one side that keep coming over , and on the otherside poms that dont stop screaming. in the ghetto had a bloke that would talk for ages in a slurred voice and u couldnt understand him and on the other chinese that would actualy were quite nice they kept me fed.

[Cobez]

Have a neighbour across the road right now, his dog is a ****ing mongrel piece of shit and never stops barking. Long story short, he came over last weekend to have a whinge about the fine he got in the mail because i rang the council, he became aggressive so told him to **** off and slammed the door in his face. Then as i walked off back to the kitchen, i heard him say "you little d**khead" through the door, so, i opened the door, grabbed him by his shirt and marched him up my driveway and shoved him out onto the road and told him stay the **** off my property or next time i won't be as nice and hold back on him.

Embarassed him in front of most of the neighbours as 3 of them were outside chatting already. Him, a 53 year old, being dragged up a driveway by a 24 year old. Same height as me, just half my size. The neighbours know what he is like as they have had problems with him too over the same issue. I don't take kindly to whinging old pricks who have nothing better to do than make up lies and cause trouble. And will complain about getting fines about barking dogs, yet will do nothing about the stupid mutt himself.

Stupid prick. I'd rather let the council deal with him than have to deal with him myself. Suprising, our local council is very swift and helpful with this kind of stuff. I was quite impressed with them actually.

[hsvpunk]

My Grandfather used to own and manage my fathers work in Chingvale.

One early morning (early 90's) the police thought it would be a great idea to raid our house and shed and take alot of things from our shed.

The neighbour was a former cop, so he told his friends in the force that we (being my father) had "stolen" tools etc.. in our shed.

Dad gets taken off to cop shop for ages, questioned etc.. Comes home with all our tools again.
Neighbour didnt know that my grandfather owned the business etc.. and my dad was able to take tools home on weekends.

After this, the neighbour poisond my cat, and used to kill mums roses in the garden. A few years later the old guy died. the end.

[Cobez]

Bwahahahaha, natural payback's a mutha****er ain't it?

[tivoom]

Lol the one I have atm parks 3 cars on the footparth out the front witch set my two dogs of because they are "gard dogs" and i had the old (80+) on the other side blast me cos of the dogs told her to call the rangers that's was 2 months ago

(Start rant)Cobez if you pulled a stunt like that with me well lets just say the dogs would be well feed there is a reason dogs bark is cos they are warning people to stay away from there turf so next time you hear that mungrel dog barking it might just be letting you know the your car is amout to go missing (rant over)

[elemeNtz]

(Start rant)Cobez if you pulled a stunt like that with me well lets just say the dogs would be well feed there is a reason dogs bark is cos they are warning people to stay away from there turf so next time you hear that mungrel dog barking it might just be letting you know the your car is amout to go missing (rant over)

In this day and age "guard dogs" are not necisary in an urban enviroment

[(CODEZ)]

Guard dogs may not be neccessary, but they are very helpful even in the suburbs.

Alot of cars that are stolen are taken from people's driveways or from right outside their houses.

I know I would like to know about it if someone were anywhere near my car.

I do see Cobez's side and also agree with what he said, alot of little ankle biters do not shut up they just bark for stupid reasons.

Real guard dogs are a good idea.

[Cobez]

Lol the one I have atm parks 3 cars on the footparth out the front witch set my two dogs of because they are "gard dogs" and i had the old (80+) on the other side blast me cos of the dogs told her to call the rangers that's was 2 months ago

(Start rant)Cobez if you pulled a stunt like that with me well lets just say the dogs would be well feed there is a reason dogs bark is cos they are warning people to stay away from there turf so next time you hear that mungrel dog barking it might just be letting you know the your car is amout to go missing (rant over)

In this day and age "guard dogs" are not necisary in an urban enviroment

Exactly right. You are a twit tivoom. This dog barks at NOTHING!! It barks at 2 in the morning, 12 in the afternoon, 6 at night, 8 at night. At NOTHING. And that shows your mentality mate, let your dogs loose on someone who has the right to complain out the pieces of shit annoying all the neighbours.

Your dogs wouldn't last long if you did that. After that, the council would confiscate them and put them down. Take a look at 99% of the dog attacks in the last few years. The dogs have been confiscated and euthanised.

You think people are going to sit and put up with mongrel barking dogs just because someone has a little paranoia about break ins? Pffft no worries knackers, thanks for comin'. Think before you post. As i stated at the start of my first post, "long story short", meaning you don't know the full story. And for the record, this dog would play no part in warning me that my "car was about to go missing", this guy lives ACROSS THE STREET, my car is in a double lock up garage that's alarmed AROUND THE BACK OF MY HOUSE. lol.

Not to mention the dog cannot even SEE the road, footpath OR front of it's house. The idiot who owns it never walks it or gives it exercise. He thinks because it's a guard dog it doesn't need exercise, it just needs to sit in the back yard and keep watch. And the area he keeps it in is bloody tiny. It's a German Shephard too so it's not a small dog.

[Cobez]

Guard dogs may not be neccessary, but they are very helpful even in the suburbs.

Alot of cars that are stolen are taken from people's driveways or from right outside their houses.

I know I would like to know about it if someone were anywhere near my car.

I do see Cobez's side and also agree with what he said, alot of little ankle biters do not shut up they just bark for stupid reasons.

Real guard dogs are a good idea.

True, but fat lot of good this guard dog would do. It lives in a fenced off area of the yard, this guy parks his car on his lawn 24/7. You could jump this ****wits back fence and break into his house, the dog would do nothing as it's always locked up lol. And no one would call the police because the dog barks all the time so they wouldn't take notice of it barking at a burgler.

This bloke across the roads brains are in his ass.

[jafo]

my poor neighbors must hate my dog it wont shut up but the solution is on the way an ultrasonic collar so when the dog barks it sets of a high pitch tone that apparently shuts them up waiting to see if it works now

[Philthy]

I have a feeling we are neighbours from hell. I always try to be considerate of the people around us, especially since they have little kids, but I have a housemate who is often working on his car until late at night with power tools/hammers etc with music going, which lately has included installing then fixing his horn which apparently constantly needs testing.
His car is a corolla with a ~2" exhaust with 2 hotdogs so it loud as buggery, and he rarely changes gears below 3000rpm, with music cranked. Comes and goes at all times of night as well.

So if our neighbours are on here (with the VN and VR with SV rims and clubby wing), please come complain so he knows if he is annoying you.

[Cobez]

my poor neighbors must hate my dog it wont shut up but the solution is on the way an ultrasonic collar so when the dog barks it sets of a high pitch tone that apparently shuts them up waiting to see if it works now

Yeah we sell them at work (i work for a veterinary wholesaler looking after all the schedule 8 drugs), they are expensive as **** though, even at cost price. The other option is a citronella collar. Same deal but when the dog barks it sprays citronella up into the air in front of the dog nose. Dogs HATE the smell of citronella.

[red_vb]

we were renting a home a couple of years ago and the guy across the road was a complete tool, he had a 'rat' vw that couldnt get up the driveway properly they almost had to take out there side fence on the angle to get it up the had put 1.5 inch exhaust on omg he also has a xd that was loud he would be revin the guts out of it in the driveway then go around the block and just sit out the front and rev it again and go inside, also had a mazda with some big f*****g motor in it just a tap and the back wheels screech, then he has a xp (?) could be wrong but its a wagon omg it sounds crap and a half you cant hear it idle only when he puts the foot down and then it sounds like a fart... and hes got a couple more 7 in total all registered just a wanker and a ford man to top it, just a quick question is it illegal to have stickers (tribal) on driver window? coz he has done it to about 3 of his cars. but i must admit i have a dog that barks, but when he does its at the neighbors cat, there kids and at other dog barks (he likes a chat).

[fuzzy2308]

i had one when i was in Victoria until one cold foggy morn there house burnt down now its just a nice plain vacant paddock

[nemesis_adrasteia]

cant say ive had any real bad neighbours before we moved i used to live next to my best mate, now we live out of town so neighbours arent a problem, except the girl next door was always a bitch haha probably shouldnt have startled her horse that time

[tivoom]

My bad cobez next time make the short story a little longer

my point was I hate the fact people have mouths and never use them to chat to the dogs owner but instead they just run to the ranger ect

as for my dogs eating people I trust my two dogs with my 6 month old son alone but step 1 foot over the fence line with out knowing the dogs or me or the mrs at the front door and you will be going nowere fast as the pin you to the house and keep you there till me or the mrs say so they are gard dogs not killers

[eXphoid]

My neighbours are quite good.
Only accross the road theres an old lady that crash into our letterbox spead off and spun out crashing into next doors fence then crashing into her own fence. THAT and it's like everyone in her family cannot drive.. they park infront of their driveway 1m away from the gutter making it OVERLY difficult to come out the driveway.. im tempted to put fart bombs in their cars xP

But for my area we've only had 1 drug raid and weapon seizure in the past year..

[elemeNtz]

my point was I hate the fact people have mouths and never use them to chat to the dogs owner but instead they just run to the ranger ect

If I came to your door, and asked you to shut your dog up chances are it would make between zero and no difference. To change the dog's behavior would most likely cost $$$ which I doubt you or I for that matter would spend to keep my neighbours happy, let alone the effort of resurecting the problem

[Junny]

If I came to your door, and asked you to shut your dog up chances are it would make between zero and no difference. To change the dog's behavior would most likely cost $$$ which I doubt you or I for that matter would spend to keep my neighbours happy, let alone the effort of resurecting the problem

just shoot them in the middle of the night

[DUK13Y]

I have some doctor from Transylvania next door (yes he is really from Transylvania) and he is a massive jerk. He is constantly throwing his glass bottles out at like 2 in the morning which is of course right next to my bedroom window.

If I wash the car, he'll get out his leaf blower and blow all his crap over to our side and all over the car. Every week he'll use the worlds loudest tools to tend to his lawn like a mower that you would swear is louder than a V8 with a straight through exhaust.

He turfs all the leaves from his pool into our backyard as "they came from our tree".

He just installed a floodlight aimed directly at my window which would have no practical purpose for him. It lights about 5m of his carport.

He has his idiot relo's over all the time and just tells them to park outside our place even though he knows that we park 2 of our cars out the front.

He is always pestering us to cut down a tree that drops small seeds onto his driveway. Even if we wanted to we can't because it's an endangered species so the council won't let us. So because of that, he sweeps the seed balls up and throws them onto our land and cars.

So to combat all that, I get out my Gibson SG, my Marshal amp and quad box, aim it in his general direction, crank it to 11 and just play whatever. And when I ride my bike home, I just gun it downhill past his place and tear a massive skid through his precious lawn.

[TrikkBen]

i had one when i was in Victoria until one cold foggy morn there house burnt down now its just a nice plain vacant paddock

Hey Fuzzy,

That wouldn't happen to be in Upper Beaconfield would it??

Ben

[fuzzy2308]

Hey Fuzzy,

That wouldn't happen to be in Upper Beaconfield would it??

Ben

na was in morwell

[TrikkBen]

na was in morwell

oh ok had a mate, used to go over get plastered and be real loud until yeh it burnt down... *shattered*

[eXphoid]

I have some doctor from Transylvania next door (yes he is really from Transylvania) and he is a massive jerk. He is constantly throwing his glass bottles out at like 2 in the morning which is of course right next to my bedroom window.

If I wash the car, he'll get out his leaf blower and blow all his crap over to our side and all over the car. Every week he'll use the worlds loudest tools to tend to his lawn like a mower that you would swear is louder than a V8 with a straight through exhaust.

He turfs all the leaves from his pool into our backyard as "they came from our tree".

He just installed a floodlight aimed directly at my window which would have no practical purpose for him. It lights about 5m of his carport.

He has his idiot relo's over all the time and just tells them to park outside our place even though he knows that we park 2 of our cars out the front.

He is always pestering us to cut down a tree that drops small seeds onto his driveway. Even if we wanted to we can't because it's an endangered species so the council won't let us. So because of that, he sweeps the seed balls up and throws them onto our land and cars.

So to combat all that, I get out my Gibson SG, my Marshal amp and quad box, aim it in his general direction, crank it to 11 and just play whatever. And when I ride my bike home, I just gun it downhill past his place and tear a massive skid through his precious lawn.

Sounds like my next door neighbor, except we have the tuned lawn mower. It was quiet at one stage but we got it tuned and now the things louder than a semi trailer xD.

Sound from our house is one issue, but i think he's learnt to deal with it.. but he complains about our garage light being on when we're working there claiming it's too bright and he cannot sleep. So, one night when nobody is home we're gonna turn our garage and flood lights on all night and pretend we forgot