If your at work or school and want to read people funny/embarrasing encounters and stories FMyLife - FML : Your everyday life stories. many funny ones as i found myself on there for a good 2 hours
some examples:
Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, my boy friend said "you know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML
there is a good 200+ pages have fun!![]()
myhorriblesecret.com is kind of the same thing, but its much darker and twisted. Makes me feel good about myself though.
as if half of those arent fake
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
apparently wasting my time with 97 cubic inches
milk doesnt come in 1.6 litres
my geminis
you will never know, can still imagine if it was real...even though it may be ridiculous still funny
oh theyre all still funny, but i think some people just made some up to get a reaction
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
apparently wasting my time with 97 cubic inches
milk doesnt come in 1.6 litres
my geminis
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18.