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    Thumbs up for us old Farts!

    I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra biscuit, or for not making
    my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

    I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

    Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.






    I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.


    They, too, will get old.
    I know I am sometimes forgetful.
    But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.


    Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers,
    or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and
    compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.



    I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.
    So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their
    hair could turn silver.




    As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore.
    I've even earned the right to be wrong.

    So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever,
    but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day(if I feel like it).
    Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR


    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    are you the same person as rattattack1313 (for those who remember)... like long lost brothers or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic View Post
    are you the same person as rattattack1313 (for those who remember)... like long lost brothers or something.
    no... but i am sure he is a Ulysses member.... i have seen him on the Ulysses forum, plus i think he was on the Triumph forum as well at one stage back when i owned mine.
    Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR


    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter SS View Post
    I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra biscuit, or for not making
    my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

    I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

    Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.






    I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.


    They, too, will get old.
    I know I am sometimes forgetful.
    But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.


    Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers,
    or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and
    compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.



    I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.
    So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their
    hair could turn silver.




    As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore.
    I've even earned the right to be wrong.

    So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever,
    but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day(if I feel like it).
    Hi Hunter

    I empathise totally with your feelings.

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    i received this by email today........ just have a read.......

    Cranky Old Man

    What do you see nurses? . . . . .What do you see?
    What are you thinking .. . . . . when you're looking at me?
    A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise, Uncertain of habit .. . .
    . . . . . with faraway eyes?

    Who dribbles his food .. . .. . . . . and makes no reply.
    When you say in a loud voice . . . . .. 'I do wish you'd try!'
    Who seems not to notice . . . . .the things that you do.
    And forever is losing . . . . . . . . . . A sock or shoe?

    Who, resisting or not .. . . . . . . . . . . lets you do as you will,
    With bathing and feeding . . . . . .The long day to fill?
    Is that what you're thinking? . . . . . . Is that what you see?
    Then open your eyes, nurse . . . . . . you're not looking at me.

    I'll tell you who I am . . . . . . . As I sit here so still, As I do
    at your bidding, . . . . . . as I eat at your will.
    I'm a small child of Ten . . . . . . . with a father and mother,
    Brothers and sisters .. . . . . . . . who love one another

    A young boy of Sixteen . . . . . with wings on his feet Dreaming that
    soon now . . . . .. . . a lover he'll meet.
    A groom soon at Twenty . . . . . . . my heart gives a leap.
    Remembering, the vows .. . . . . . that I promised to keep.

    At Twenty-Five, now . . . . . ... . . . . I have young of my own.
    Who need me to guide . . . . And a secure happy home.
    A man of Thirty . . . . . . . . .. My young now grown fast, Bound to
    each other . . . . . . . With ties that should last.

    At Forty, my young sons .. . . . . have grown and are gone, But my
    woman is beside me . . . . . . . to see I don't mourn.
    At Fifty, once more, . . . . . . ..Babies play 'round my knee, Again,
    we know children . . . . . . . My loved one and me.

    Dark days are upon me . . . . . . . . My wife is now dead.
    I look at the future ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . I shudder with dread.
    For my young are all rearing . . . . . . young of their own.
    And I think of the years . . .. . . . . And the love that I've known.

    I'm now an old man . . . . . . . . . and nature is cruel.
    It's jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
    The body, it crumbles .. . . . ... . . . . . grace and vigor, depart.
    There is now a stone .. . . . . .. . where I once had a heart.

    But inside this old carcass . . . .. A young man still dwells, And
    now and again . . . .. . . . my battered heart swells I remember the
    joys . .. . . . . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
    And I'm loving and living . . . . .. . . . . . . . . life over again.

    I think of the years . all too few . . . . . . gone too fast.
    And accept the stark fact . . . . . . . . that nothing can last.
    So open your eyes, people . . . . . . . . open and see.
    Not a cranky old man . Look closer . . . . see . . . . . .. . ME!!
    Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR


    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    I gave up on the idea of a flat belly and embraced the idea of dessert every day years ago... and im only 21

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter SS View Post
    I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra biscuit, or for not making
    my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to be extravagant.

    I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

    Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.






    I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set.


    They, too, will get old.
    I know I am sometimes forgetful.
    But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.


    Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers,
    or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and
    compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.



    I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face.
    So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their
    hair could turn silver.




    As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore.
    I've even earned the right to be wrong.

    So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever,
    but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day(if I feel like it).
    congratulations! and welcome to my world
    Eureka styles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eurekamad94 View Post
    congratulations! and welcome to my world
    dude.... aren't you 14?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic View Post
    dude.... aren't you 14?
    lmao, didnt you know 14 is pretty old?

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    nevermind the age I thought he was emo, so the loving life thing is not quite right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vlv8vic View Post
    dude.... aren't you 14?
    lol

    Quote Originally Posted by WogBoyz View Post
    lmao, didnt you know 14 is pretty old?
    hahahaha!

    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    nevermind the age I thought he was emo, so the loving life thing is not quite right!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    nevermind the age I thought he was emo, so the loving life thing is not quite right!
    hahahaha LOL

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    Every time poor eurekamad posts he just gets shot down...but it always ends up being so entertaining!

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    ^^^ Yeah, i'm not proud of it, but surely he's just taking the piss out of us all posting in this thread!!! At least he's a kid with a sense of humour..... or he didn't actually read the thread.

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