Growing Old Disgracefully
New performance additive!
It's called "Essence of Overtaking Lane" i am going to apply for a grant to work out what it is that causes cars that are travelling below the speed limit to suddenly gain increased speed and power and accelerate above and beyond the speed limit, only to slow back down again once they have reached the end of the overtaking lane.
Imagine if we could harness this magical substance and bottle it and maybe add it like nitrous to our cars..... it wouldn't cause any engine damage, and your car would have a BIG increase in power!!
It must be out there!!! i am sure of it! it happens EVERY day whilst travelling around for work....... It's infuriating for me trying to get past a slow driver in a loaded work ute, he finds this increase in power and speed only to have them slow down again and once again i am trapped behind them doing 90kph..... must be infuriating to the guy it's happening to as well to find at the end of the overtaking lane he has lost all his power and has to slow down again......
Stay tuned!!
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
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hunter just use the 3 lane there is hardly any traffic in there normally lol just dont get caught.
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:lol: at this thread :-D
it's called arseholism, which is when shit from their arse enters their head.
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Soo.... if I crap in my fuel tank, I get extra 45kW?Originally Posted by Holdens Rule
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If yoy lean forward in the drivers seat you will get and extra 10Km/H out of the car too...
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yeah the up and down effect of wanking your dick actually helps the push rods work easier.
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hahah funny shit dude
Growing Old Disgracefully
now if we can just work out how to bottle it we can be rich!!!
Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR
- UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.
- OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.
- HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.
- TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.
Dodges raindrops
I suggest a large vacum in a sealed room full off assholes.........I suggest call center staffnow if we can just work out how to bottle it we can be rich!!!
Depends on your diet, if you've been eating a bit of cabbage or beans you might even get 60KW.Soo.... if I crap in my fuel tank, I get extra 45kW?
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Hear hear. When I find someone driving particularly badly (oscillating speed, moving side to side etc) and I'm not driving a very powerful car, I will often drop back a hundred metres or so as we approach the "overtaking lane 300m" sign. Then speed up, and ensure you're doing about 110/120 by the time you reach them and the overtaking lane begins. Fly past, slow down, oscillate speed and move side to side. Rinse and repeat
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