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    Angry **** the Hoon Law (aka I fail at life thread)

    Hey I have a problem that I need some answers too and the pigs are not helping me any for the obvious reasons.. I know it has nothing to do with my car, well sort of does but anyway heres my qusetion.

    Can police in Westren Australia charge me with hoon law (driving more then 45Km/s over the limit) and seize my car just because they belived i was speeding? I drove my car past the south hedland police station today and they seen me out their window and i ended getting chased by every cop on duty except 1, 5 cars all up.. haha i know that coz i seen all the cars and the arsehole that arrested (and punched **** out of me for "resisting arrest" altho i **** wasnt) me told me when i was locked up in the cell that it was the whole force that come after me. they also say they got my speed reading by pulling behind me and just looked at their speedo in their VE Omega ha i know my spedo in my VE clubby says im going 4ks faster them i am, so if it said 80 really i would only be doin 76. my car has been seized for 7 days and i have to goto court on wednesday charged with reckless driving, does anyone know if that proceedure by which they got my speed would hold up in court for the pigs..? they never got me with a radar or lazer because they never had one haha.. i was on a 40k road and they say i was doing 100. I ask here coz im sure all you other guys and chicks on here probz would of had the same sort of hassles with the cops with all our awesome sweet az Holdens we all cruise around in.. omg the police hate my car so much aye, not coz of the way i drive it but coz its nice n loud like an Aussie V8 should be.. he said they have been looking for a reason to get me for months...
    i was doing 50km/h
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    rightyfully they cant do u for speeeding if they never got a true reading from a radar cause i got pulled up by the cops in newcastle by an unmarked forestersayin i was doing 70 in a 50 zone but he said cuz he wasnt in the pusuit car he cant give me a fine only a warning the most they can do is get u for neg driving thats about it
    as for the speedin bit id appeal it if they cant produce a readin from a radar they wont win

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    assuming the ve they jumped into had a calibrated and tested speedo, then it will hold up in court.


    so, what speed were you doing?

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    Moved to the pub.

    Should make it interesting...

    Are you serious about this? Never had an issue with doing 100 in a 40 zone, luckily for me I pay attention on the roads, something you seem to struggle to do.

    You sound just like the stereotypical hoon, it's no wonder the media have a field day with it.
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    If they have no proof of you speeding then you should get nothing,
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    Ok, I'll bite.

    Quote Originally Posted by FPV 4 T View Post
    Hey I have a problem that I need some answers too and the pigs are not helping me any for the obvious reasons.. I know it has nothing to do with my car, well sort of does but anyway heres my qusetion.
    The odivous reason would be your attitude and I wouldn't help you either.

    Can police in Westren Australia charge me with hoon law (driving more then 45Km/s over the limit) and seize my car just because they belived i was speeding? I drove my car past the south hedland police station today and they seen me out their window and i ended getting chased by every cop on duty except 1, 5 cars all up.. haha i know that coz i seen all the cars and the arsehole that arrested (and punched **** out of me for "resisting arrest" altho i **** wasnt) me told me when i was locked up in the cell that it was the whole force that come after me. they also say they got my speed reading by pulling behind me and just looked at their speedo in their VE Omega
    In Vic and all other Australian juristictions AFAIK all Police vehicles have their speedo's independently calibrated and checked as a matter of course. How fast do you claim you were going?

    ha i know my spedo in my VE clubby says im going 4ks faster them i am, so if it said 80 really i would only be doin 76.
    I think that is a standard VE calibration - both mine read 4 km fast too.

    my car has been seized for 7 days and i have to goto court on wednesday charged with reckless driving, does anyone know if that proceedure by which they got my speed would hold up in court for the pigs..? they never got me with a radar or lazer because they never had one haha.. i was on a 40k road and they say i was doing 100. I ask here coz im sure all you other guys and chicks on here probz would of had the same sort of hassles with the cops
    Actually I can't say I ever have.

    with all our awesome sweet az Holdens we all cruise around in.. omg the police hate my car so much aye, not coz of the way i drive it but coz its nice n loud like an Aussie V8 should be.. he said they have been looking for a reason to get me for months...
    Judging by your complete lack of respect for authority I can't say I blame them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    Moved to the pub.

    Should make it interesting...

    Are you serious about this? Never had an issue with doing 100 in a 40 zone, luckily for me I pay attention on the roads, something you seem to struggle to do.

    You sound just like the stereotypical hoon, it's no wonder the media have a field day with it.
    is there a reason why when someone puts a post on a forum there is always a ******** (like you) that replys with the shit you have. how the hell do you know what im like at paying attention to the roads. pretty much all of my focus is of whats in front of me and not of the pigs that come flying from around a corner that was hiding behind a fuel station.
    Im not a hoon and i drive and treat my Clubsport with respct mate so don't go thinking you know how i drive my car..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper View Post
    Ok, I'll bite.



    The odivous reason would be your attitude and I wouldn't help you either.



    In Vic and all other Australian juristictions AFAIK all Police vehicles have their speedo's independently calibrated and checked as a matter of course. How fast do you claim you were going?



    I think that is a standard VE calibration - both mine read 4 km fast too.



    Actually I can't say I ever have.



    Judging by your complete lack of respect for authority I can't say I blame them.

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    you seem like a ******** too.. to be honest i was doing 50ks so 10ks over the limit.
    and what attitude are you refering to..? its just pigs being pigs just because they can... do what they want and have their badge to hide behind!

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    Oh noes, i smell another hoon "omg the police hate my car so much aye, not coz of the way i drive it but coz its nice n loud like an Aussie V8 should be"

    Honestly, you must have been doing something wrong for almost the whole squad to chase you, and then, you were resisting arrest. I think you were showing them some attitude which would not have helped you one bit.




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    Quote Originally Posted by FPV 4 T View Post
    you seem like a ******** too.. to be honest i was doing 50ks so 10ks over the limit.
    and what attitude are you refering to..? its just pigs being pigs just because they can... do what they want and have their badge to hide behind!
    lol.... that attitude.

    Do you seriously expect me to believe that they dispatched 5 cars to chase you for doing 50 km/h and then sieze it for a week??? How long were they chasing you for?

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    Hmm this is funny funny - The cops ("pigs" in your head) beat the crap out of you and chucked you in a cell for doing 10 k's over the limit - LOL dont think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FPV 4 T View Post
    is there a reason why when someone puts a post on a forum there is always a ******** (like you) that replys with the shit you have. how the hell do you know what im like at paying attention to the roads. pretty much all of my focus is of whats in front of me and not of the pigs that come flying from around a corner that was hiding behind a fuel station.
    Im not a hoon and i drive and treat my Clubsport with respct mate so don't go thinking you know how i drive my car..


    So now they were hiding behind the petrol station? Your first post said they all come from the police station?

    I drove my car past the south hedland police station today and they seen me out their window and i ended getting chased by every cop on duty except 1, 5 cars all up.. haha i know that coz i seen all the cars
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post

    Your attitude towards authority rivals that of a 13 year old teenage girl rebelling against her parents.
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    Oh poor me.....never my fault.....

    They were looking for a reason to get you for months? Why? Because you treat your car with respect? You never speed or drive like a tool?

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    im gonna side behind everyone else here just because i really cant see your story happening. might make a good movie though, id go contact fox
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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-161 View Post
    im gonna side behind everyone else here just because i really cant see your story happening. might make a good movie though, id go contact fox
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    Quote Originally Posted by FPV 4 T View Post
    Im not a hoon and i drive and treat my Clubsport with respct mate so don't go thinking you know how i drive my car..
    Anything like this???



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    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper View Post
    You know, I can handle people doing a burnout...what I cant handle is this arse clown and his mates destroying other peoples property like in their video MySpace Video - NitrogenERATION's Video Channel & Video Clips

    I guarantee this guy would be the first to whinge about someone damaging his car, yet has no issue with destroying peoples houses.
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    I think we all agree we are better of without people like this on the forum *cough BAN cough*
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    You know, I can handle people doing a burnout...what I cant handle is this arse clown and his mates destroying other peoples property like in their video MySpace Video - NitrogenERATION's Video Channel & Video Clips

    I guarantee this guy would be the first to whinge about someone damaging his car, yet has no issue with destroying peoples houses.
    Doesn't pay his bills either and then bitches when they put him on stop credit....



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