scary moments ?

**eurekamad94** · 13-07-2009, 09:34 PM

so today i was in the car bout 7:30am going to pick up a co worker and go to work, we pulled up and i seen he was having a durry on his front lawn so i go to get out the car and i hear this RAWR!, a ****ing big arse black dog has jumped out of the street right into the car and is coming right for my face,

startled i smashed it in the face but that forced it down near my feet with its head burried between the glovebox and my feet it was biting my feet so i hit it in the stomach a few times while the bloke next to me was trying to get it out of the car i grabbed it by the front of its throat and dragged it out and it ran away.

scared the heebeegeebees outta me!

anyone else had something similar happen ? discuss!

**stocky** · 13-07-2009, 09:37 PM

someone call the rspca

**Tom_1569** · 13-07-2009, 09:40 PM

ZOMG ReAlLy RyAn, ThAt SoUnDs So ScArY.

No seriously, Im not buying into another one of your "crys for attention".

**TVR-190** · 13-07-2009, 09:45 PM

well there were these aliens

and i went up on their ship

and scott baio gave me pinkeye

**SV62NV** · 13-07-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by stocky

someone call the rspca

im still laughing after 10 minutes lol

**Ado** · 13-07-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by TVR-161

well there were these aliens

and i went up on their ship

and scott bale gave me pinkeye

Its Scott Baio

**Ado** · 13-07-2009, 09:50 PM

Piss weak dog,it cost JC $200 to hire that dog to get you.

**Holdens Rule** · 13-07-2009, 09:53 PM

A crocodile came out of the water and bit me into parts an pieces and my head went that way and my legs went that way!

**Julie** · 13-07-2009, 09:54 PM

C'mon guys no need to be like that! I have pic of the suspect dog, scary stuff!

**stocky** · 13-07-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Holdens Rule

A crocodile came out of the water and bit me into parts an pieces and my head went that way and my legs went that way!

haha yes i was thinking of that too. was just about to go searching youtube for it

**SV62NV** · 13-07-2009, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Julie

C'mon guys no need to be like that! I have pic of the suspect dog, scary stuff!

idk julie have you seen those dogs when their pissed? lol i wouldn't want to be around them

**whitey152** · 13-07-2009, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by Holdens Rule

A crocodile came out of the water and bit me into parts an pieces and my head went that way and my legs went that way!

omg thats awsome lol

to the original poster animal cruelty much? hope karma gets u

**eurekamad94** · 13-07-2009, 09:58 PM

lol yeah SO FUNNNNNAYYYYYYY

why would i make up a story to get atenttion on the internet from a bunch of people i dont know seriously dude(s) and dudetts it happend

**eurekamad94** · 13-07-2009, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by whitey152

omg thats awsome lol

to the original poster animal cruelty much? hope karma gets u

im sure if you had a dog about to bite you you would do the same thing

**Vee-ard** · 13-07-2009, 10:02 PM

I farted once and it sounded like a dog growling and it scared me so I cried.

**stocky** · 13-07-2009, 10:02 PM

someone find this dog and give it a reward for its efforts. a nice chewtoy or a steak or something

**danja** · 13-07-2009, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by julie

c'mon guys no need to be like that! I have pic of the suspect dog, scary stuff!

FARK JULIE!! Don't do that again, you scared the crap outta me!

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

**whitey152** · 13-07-2009, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by eurekamad94

im sure if you had a dog about to bite you you would do the same thing

dogs dont randomly walk upto a car and go hmh im goin to attack you

maybe has something to do with that hair do in your picture

**WogBoyz** · 13-07-2009, 10:10 PM

my scary story

This one time on bandcamp.......

**danja** · 13-07-2009, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by stocky

someone find this dog and give it a reward for its efforts. a nice chewtoy or a steak or something

Why give it a chewtoy? It seems to be enjoying eureakamad already?

**Robbo_c** · 13-07-2009, 10:13 PM

Man you are so tough,I wish I was like you,bashing up a dog.

**CANYONERO** · 13-07-2009, 10:17 PM

pics or vid or it never happened

surely between punchin it in the face and crocodile wrestling it you could have whipped your phone out haha.

on a serious note: luckily it wasnt a ninja dog, you would have been fair screwd before you could figure out what happened.......

**SAV_117** · 13-07-2009, 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by vee-ard

i farted once and it sounded like a dog growling and it scared me so i cried.

Originally Posted by dvsv8

pics or vid or it never happened

surely between punchin it in the face and crocodile wrestling it you could have whipped your phone out haha.

On a serious note: Luckily it wasnt a ninja dog, you would have been fair screwd before you could figure out what happened.......

bahahahahha 2 best quotes

**VN_Luke** · 13-07-2009, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Vee-ard

I farted once and it sounded like a dog growling and it scared me so I cried.

i started laughing hysterically just after the "it scared me so i...." because i thought the next words were going to say "sh!t myself". unfortunately those weren't the words - but i still got just the same amount of enjoyment out of them.

you made this thread worthwhile opening.

meanwhile, back at the ranch:

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