Prank wars

[Smallies]

Ill try to make this as short as possible.

myself and lachie are at somewhat of a war with my other mates.

Constantly doing immature shit to eachother.

e.g. jack (the enemy) dropped a shopping trolley at my front door and drove off, so i filled it with cardboard, poured petrol on it and lit it up in his back yard.

since then shits been going on almost every night. flour bombing, letting off fire works etc.

Last night jack threw fireworks at lachies clubsport, so lachie did a burnout in jacks driveway.

And Jack put up a massive sign saying "Luke LOVES" and a big picture of a penis on a main road.

anyway, Im calling on you, to help me with immature, cheap and humiliating ideas to get jack back.

Help me win the war!

[S2_VR_]

hahah..these guys shouldhave some good idea's....

maybe "Cobez" will tell you all the pranks he knows that involve concrete...


EDIT: try get their spare car key's, then move the car every night....just a little bit.. not much... or maybe keepmoving it further and further away... haha

or

put a dirty big snapper or somethin in his engine bay..

[Smallies]

Lol, well i need as much help as i can get cos hes pretty much winning.

I love the snapper idea - i live in whyalla SA so i could probs get a massive one.

I cant really do anything that will cost him money in damages.

e.g. last night we somehow got the bonnet of his corolla open and changed all the spark plug leads.

Hes just bought his first house - so tonight im going to write "PEADOFILE LIVES HERE ->" on the road in front of it.

but i need more.....

[SAV_117]

get the snapper and put it under his spare wheel if you can that should stink out the WHOLEEE car we did that once

[mws]

a mate of mine once welded up a cover over the plug and fuel hose and stuff of a mover and remover the base tacked the throttle on full fired her up and pushed it off the back of his ute onto his old boss's front lawn, that made a mess and woke up everyone at 4 in the morning. had to wait for fuel to run out so it would stop lol

[Smallies]

Lol, thats a cracker.

[M01ST]

Steal his valves out of his tyres???

[Kikki]

Ad's in the paper "Male seeking Male" wait for the messages and give them all his number (comes at a cost though) a free option is to make a profile on a gay dating site and just give them all his number.

Advertise his car for free in the local paper (or something else of value) and ask people to call before 7am only etc etc.

Fill his letter box up with that no more gaps stuff that expands.

Organise him an escort, order pizza etc etc.

[Smallies]

Expanda-foam in the letter box is a sweet idea. lol.

thanks.

My team is stocking up on supplies for tonight.

[Kikki]

I have had a few shitty neighbours, another one too is load the letter box up with Golden Syrup, or put it under the door handles on their car, much stickier than honey. I'm thinking, there is plenty more, but some are pretty bad....

[Smallies]

lol. Im trying to locate those little Co2 canisters to make a bit of a bang.

No idea what shop to get them from.

[M01ST]

Bearing blue on his tyres so when he reverses out of his driveway he leaves nice blue tyre tread on the ground.

[Smallies]

Bearing blue hey?

Never heard of it. ....

Where can i get it?

[nemesis_adrasteia]

any tool shop like blackwoods will stock bearing blue

if he has hubcaps loosen them so they come off while hes driving down the road

[Joey_21]

pretty shit but wont cost him anything if he drives a holden put a mass sticker of like ford racing or somthing

[M01ST]

Haha bearing blue is the shit awsome for prank wars... under tool box handles inside peoples hats haha awsome stuff.

[nemesis_adrasteia]

if he has mags swap em for stockys while he sleeps and or take his rims off and hide them around his house leave the car on stands

[Smallies]

That bearing blue sounds nuts.

Im going to head to blackwoods after and have a suss.

He's pissing me off so i really wanna just shut him down so he says "okay, no more, im out" ya know?

[ScoHar]

1.If you can get into his house, (forgive me for this) take a dump, freeze it, then use a cheese grater to grate it into the carpet in front of a sunny window in his home. But then once thats done its really on.

2. If he ever goes away and leaves his car, load it up with household rubbish till he gets back.

3.Milk down the heater intake vents, easy to do and very hard to trace.

4.trip wire outside his front door.

[M01ST]

If you can get into his house, (forgive me for this) take a dump, freeze it, then use a cheese grater to grate it into the carpet in front of a sunny window in his home. But then once thats done its really on.

ROFL

I was told just leave it in there freezer and the suprise will be enough for them haha.

But I agree with S2_VR steal his spare key and just move his car around or just put stuff in his interior or steal his spark plug leads or something???


And C02 cannisters can be bought from hobby shops I think???

[Smallies]

lol. thats insane.

I would consider that if the situation elevates.

[calais_cruzin]

ZIP TIES ON TAIL SHAFT!!!! sooo good... wats that noise... gets louder the faster they go., stop have a look for nioise but its gone.... take off n its back

Or if u really wanna be tricky, wire in a time delay to their horn say 10min, they go for a drive 10min the horn starts goin crazy, they turn off car, off goes delay n the timer starts again once car has been started.

Been wantin to do that to sumone for ages.

[Smallies]

lol. Zip ties - brilliant. Im so doing that one tonight. those big steel $2 buggers.

[M01ST]

Get his spare key and take his door trim of and steal his windows haha...

[VjamesY]

once my dad was on surf trip with his mates when he was young, they were split into two room in the hotel they were staying in. So the guys in the other room were doing prank and messing up the others room, eating all their food etc etc the usual. So my dad took a huge shit and put it into a big mac container thing and that night they were all really smashed and one of the guys from the other room came in, thought he struck gold with an untouched big mac in the fridge and put it into the microwave for a minute or so... only to find out he cooked up a nice big shit lol


Also once when my cousin was about 17, he was staying home one night alone as his parents were out, and he had told one of his mates he was alone. So he was just chillin, watching tv, when he started getting weird phone calls of someone just breathing and hanging up, this happens a few times. Then suddenly after this around 11 just before he was gonna go to bed, his power had been turned off from the box around the side of his house nothing worked, it was pitch black. By now he was packing it, and then he kept on hearing these wierd noises from outside, like somebody was trying to get in. But then his power came on and 10 of his mates were at the front door, i thought it was a good prank, not for my cousin though, he would have been dropping nuts.

i rekon you could do these to your mates forsure, definately turning his power off one late night would be great payback