Almost killed - car accident

[TVR-190]

I was driving along today and this bird swooped at my windscreen and almost caused me to crash, couldnt believe it would so recklessly endanger my life like that, even worse is that it was witnessed by the animal control behind me and they didnt go after the bird

/end rant

[nathg]

Lol..and for a moment there I thought you owned a tr7 (tr7 netowrk link) was like WTF no way ?! haha

[wamboin23]

no good at all, what use is animal control if there not gunna control animals. main thing is your ok

[Philthy]

But what is worse than animal controls lack of action is the fact that the birds parents allowed it to grow up with such a lack of inter-special respect. If the bird had been pushed out of the nest a little earlier then maybe we wouldn't all be facing this problem today

[ClairBear]

Bird hoons - what next? I say crush their wings.

[TVR-190]

Its Kevin Rudds fault, maybe if we polluted instead of saving the environment the bird would be dead

[Philthy]

Or maybe its that Tasmanian blokes fault. If he didn't shoot a bunch of guys we would all still have guns and the birds would be too scared to come near us

[wamboin23]

Or maybe its that Tasmanian blokes fault. If he didn't shoot a bunch of guys we would all still have guns and the birds would be too scared to come near us

i think your on to something here...

[Vee-ard]

Im not a conspiracy theorist, but everyone knows martin bryant wouldnt know which end of a gun the bullets came out of, and yet he managed to headshot everyone like an experienced commando. Also the serial numbers were scratched off the military guns. This martin bryant guy was just a complete retard, not a cold calculating mass murderer. I have to agree with a couple of eyewitnesses that say the gunman wasnt martin bryant, but an israeli looking bloke who seemed to behave as though he had military training.

[HamaTime™]

Bird hoons - what next? I say crush their wings.

****ING LOL!!!!!!!!!

[azkwazere]

I dont see the problem here.. why dont you just slow down and let the bird fly by? People cant follow the road rules clearly. Perhaps your car was unroad-worthy and it was unable to see the car due to window tint or ride height...

I was driving my car with my army uniform on the other day and no birds hit me at all...

aZk.

[minux]

I dont see the problem here.. why dont you just slow down and let the bird fly by? People cant follow the road rules clearly. Perhaps your car was unroad-worthy and it was unable to see the car due to window tint or ride height...

I was driving my car with my army uniform on the other day and no birds hit me at all...

aZk.

Did she have the police shirt on the front seat also? This is probably what stopped the birds hitting you!

[Troy711]

How was the bird?

[SV62NV]

these birds have crossed the line...

First they walk on our gutters on a early sunday morning and wake us up.

Then they shit on your car just as you have washed it.

And now this?

These birds need to have a real hard look at themselves and get their priorities correct.

[WogBoyz]

i say we revolt against these birds, no longer will they taunt us, time to take the battle to their turf!

[Goon]

lol had a magpie fly into my front fender oneday, dont know why lol... red colour?? lol!

[BecStar]

... magpie season is upon us!

[nemesis_adrasteia]

harsher penalties for bird found flying dangerously, maybe limit how fast they can fly untill they have enough experience, and 120 hours of flying time with another bird before they can fly on theyre own.

[TVR-190]

harsher penalties for bird found flying dangerously, maybe limit how fast they can fly untill they have enough experience, and 120 hours of flying time with another bird before they can fly on theyre own.

maybe if they built the birds a track in S.A they wouldnt hoon on the street and in the air

[scorp]

i hope the bird has 3rd party comprehensive insurance.. otherwise it may need to sell its nest to pay for the damages!

[fuzzy2308]

man you gotta be careful or these birds on day there running you off the road the next day they divorce you and take your car and house and move back to Russia with your son's Arkady and Arseny.

[danja]

If you ask me its the ****ing immigrant birds, like those Indian Miners. They come from their some shithole where no one knows how to fly and then they come here and expect us all to put up with their crap and adapt to THEIR way of life! It's bullshit.

[rob drag racer]

and they wonder why dodos are extinct its obvious that they where the fastest thing on 2 legs and they all died a fiery death lol

[alien]

I was driving my car with my army uniform on the other day and no birds hit me at all...

aZk.

Hmm, well actually, now that you mention it, it's the opposite.

I was wearing my army uniform one day when i was driving to a defence force base, was getting onto the Ring Rd and on the on ramp hit a bird, bit of blood on the bonnet but no sign of the bird roughly 25km later when i checked the damage.

[Ozzie]

They need to chuck those birds behind bars.
Its a matter of time before someone else is serial swooped and does have an accident.

Whats even worse is when they shit on ur car... If I shit on someones cars id be put in a cage so why cant they???