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    Smile Whats the best funniest post you've seen???

    Look around for a funny post.. then post it here..

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    That one that I saw in someone's sig where the blonde chick is talking about welding wheel studs onto the wheels.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lindsay.VS.Wagon. View Post
    ....a mini spool creates greater airflow to the engine which means more oxygen into the engine which adds greater combustion which adds an all around performance upgrade.
    Quote Originally Posted by edals View Post
    Also found running your lights all the time looses 100kms to a tank also.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vee-ard View Post
    That one that I saw in someone's sig where the blonde chick is talking about welding wheel studs onto the wheels.
    Haha that thread was full of awesome "lolz". We need a wikipedia where all threads like that can go.

    Also I think my sig is ****ing hilarious, and if a mod says so Ill post the PM's I received regarding it, which is probably the funniest thing I've read on JC.
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    would have to be a thread reply done by stealthy ages and ages and ages ago, 1 was the aprils fool joke for his calais

    and the other was his reply to a little comment made by someone with a special vn cop chip, now off to find it i go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom_1569 View Post
    Haha that thread was full of awesome "lolz". We need a wikipedia where all threads like that can go.

    Also I think my sig is ****ing hilarious, and if a mod says so Ill post the PM's I received regarding it, which is probably the funniest thing I've read on JC.
    Best keep pm's exactly that, private
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vee-ard View Post
    That one that I saw in someone's sig where the blonde chick is talking about welding wheel studs onto the wheels.
    that would be my sig.. she was a freak hence my sig..

    both my quotes are my fav
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    its a 5 stud and u couldnt just weld a new stud on youd have to weld 5 new ones on i may be blonde but im not dumb

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    i know its lsd got a printout from holden but cant work out all the other shit
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    Funniest Post I've seen lately hardstylin is in your messages to Jester
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    Quote Originally Posted by lindsay.VS.Wagon. View Post
    ....a mini spool creates greater airflow to the engine which means more oxygen into the engine which adds greater combustion which adds an all around performance upgrade.
    Quote Originally Posted by edals View Post
    Also found running your lights all the time looses 100kms to a tank also.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vee-ard View Post
    Funniest Post I've seen lately hardstylin is in your messages to Jester
    Lol yeah they're pretty funny too, what can I say the guy is a peanut.

    This is the thread I was talking about:

    Time is up for hoons LOL

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    A peanut? lol... That's a fairly funny post right there...

    There was a fairly funny group started... something about some douchebag whinging about people making threads every aspect of their life and something about a group that is against people using cut springs... He didn't have any friends in this group... just a lone douchebag... douching his way through his douchbag life...

    That group was funny, reminded me of a douchbag who's been sending me PM's alot lately... I think he likes me or something.

    But yeah, that douchebag group is not gone so I can't link to it... sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesterarts View Post
    A peanut? lol... That's a fairly funny post right there...

    There was a fairly funny group started... something about some douchebag whinging about people making threads every aspect of their life and something about a group that is against people using cut springs... He didn't have any friends in this group... just a lone douchebag... douching his way through his douchbag life...

    That group was funny, reminded me of a douchbag who's been sending me PM's alot lately... I think he likes me or something.

    But yeah, that douchebag group is not gone so I can't link to it... sorry
    you mean this douchebag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    you mean this douchebag?
    Bahaha, now this definately belongs in this thread. Best post I've seen in a while

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    Funniest ive seen was where that eurekamad claimed 500-600hp out of a v6 vs with an sc14 on it lol
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    By far would be that Wanted6 guy, i was laughing so hard

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    Or when all those ford blokes signed up there were a few good laughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by _R_J_K_ View Post
    , that guy that painted his console and asked for everybody's opinion, then flew off the rails when people criticized it.
    that was funny as shit.
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    there was a thread a while back where some guy asked how much some signed brocky memorbilia was worth, and made a stupid comment about it, cant remember exactly what it was but it ended with him arguing with a couple of the guys. i had a good laugh at that thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by purple monkey dish washer View Post
    would have to be a thread reply done by stealthy ages and ages and ages ago, 1 was the aprils fool joke for his calais

    and the other was his reply to a little comment made by someone with a special vn cop chip, now off to find it i go.
    Heres the thread.
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