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    Exclamation How NOT to clean your bike chain

    WARNING!!! graphic pictures!!

    How NOT to clean your chain. **GRAPHIC PICS*** : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com

    shows how a brain fart can change your life!!
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    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    Oh my god!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoZy View Post
    Oh my god!


    at least the guy owned up to being a knob.... and even luckier he is left handed!!
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    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    ouch is all i can say having being close to loosing the odd finger twice its a tad of a cringer LOL
    I tune the oldschool way fear on the passengers face and knuckle colour cant go wrong
    tabbacco is still my favorite vegetable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter SS View Post


    at least the guy owned up to being a knob.... and even luckier he is left handed!!

    Not just that, It was an easy mistake, he wasn't thinking straight., I feel sorry for him, I really do.

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    hunter i must say you allways find the best links cheers
    I tune the oldschool way fear on the passengers face and knuckle colour cant go wrong
    tabbacco is still my favorite vegetable

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    damn unlucky break for him after riding for 3 years and owning 4 bikes a simple thing turned out so bad

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    I know heaps of people who have done this with the old push bike, obviously the outcome isnt as bad, but it really doesnt suprise me its happened on a motorbike, I bet hes not the first to do it either. Poor bastard.
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    I'm impressed he had it together enough to capture the Kodak moment.
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    might not be the best way to clean a bike chain but it seemed to be a quick way to trim fingernails lol
    whats the difference between my missus and my blower??
    well they both whine but the blower actually puts out

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    Haha some of the posts are fair harsh
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    few less fingers to pick his nose and bum with
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    Poor bastard. I will remember this every time I clean the chain on my bike now. Makes you think about all the easy things you take for granted that are really quite dangerous if not done right.

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    fair champion for getting recent pics up! lol
    You put you left foot in, your put your right foot in , you take your left foot out and you slide it all about!

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    makes me all the more glad my bike is shaft drive
    Reviled did i live as evil i did deliveR


    • UNDERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the front of the car.

    • OVERSTEER is when you hit the wall with the rear.

    • HORSEPOWER is how fast you hit the wall.

    • TORQUE is how far you take the wall with you.


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    holly f'ing christ!

    THATS NASTY!

    Though I like his first action...

    "ARGH! I've cut of the ends of my fingers... QUICK! get me my phone... I need to take a picture of this!"

    Priorities FAIL to the power of Bike chain cleaning FAIL

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    when i saaw those pics i almost vomited a little


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    Quote Originally Posted by excalibur View Post
    few less fingers to pick his nose and bum with
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA i would be gutted with out those 2 midle fingers *wink wink*

    i think every kid has done this on the old deadly treadly at least once.

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