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    I was just talking to my mate on facebook, and he gives me this story.

    Shane
    ey what happened to your car?

    Justin
    i swipped it along the fence wen i got home a few wks ago

    Shane
    LOL what the?

    Justin
    yea an on top of dat i lost mi licence last wk

    jus b4 mi green Ps

    Shane
    what happened?

    Justin
    wen 107 in a 70 zone

    Shane
    LOL you little hoon

    did a cop pull you over?

    Justin
    yea the asshole

    now i onli do 120 in a 100 zone

    1 use 2 do 140 easy bt now im shit scared

    Shane
    LOL

    or dont speed at all?

    Justin
    LMAO yea rit

    its a problem ive got

    i cnt obay the limit

    If this is how people actually think when their driving, something is seriously wrong. His just lost his licence and then goes on saying 'oh now i only go 20 km over the limit'.

    Seriously...... Anybody who is thinking of being a ******** on the roads, just read this little convo and think about how stupid it sounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elemeNtz View Post
    call Old Mate Justin a ****head for me. Thanks
    +1...the problem with the road toll today has nothing really to do with what people drive, it is simply the lack of any real brain matter between their ears.
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    Yeah one of my "mates" is as much of a tool... Had his license suspended for some reason, probably burnouts or speeding... Then got subsequently caught 8 times... EIGHT times driving on a suspended license. On top of that, the tool drunk drove the other night. His court date is sometime this week... Hopefully a slightly looser asshole will teach him a lesson.
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    I think its because he is a complete asshole, with a major in retard.
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    Sounds like the dick is showing off. "look at me, i got caught speeding" And I will do it again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fonzie View Post
    Yeah one of my "mates" is as much of a tool... Had his license suspended for some reason, probably burnouts or speeding... Then got subsequently caught 8 times... EIGHT times driving on a suspended license. On top of that, the tool drunk drove the other night. His court date is sometime this week... Hopefully a slightly looser asshole will teach him a lesson.
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    This guy i know, had his license for 2 months, and crashed three times.
    the first day he had it he was being a tool and has bald tyres from being fully sick, and span out and almost hit a tree. he was in a 50 zone so i have no idea wat he was doing. one guess tho!
    the the 2nd time he ran a red light and cleaned up three other cars. then he tried to be FULLY SICK again and span out and went throught some guy's backyard and patio/vahranda (how ever u spell it )
    AND his dirty old VN finally died when get got hit head-on by a 4x4..
    some people NEVER will learn and it makes me scared to drive around.

    he failed his licence test 3 times. u would think they should have a special program if u fail it once, let-alone three!!


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    Your mate's an f*ckwit. Plain and simple.

    It's morons like him that give cat enthusiasts a really unecessery stigma and attract unwarranted attention from the Police.

    For example, my little brother. Had his licence for less than a week. Quiet suburban street, swerved to "miss a dog" overcorrected then overcorrected again and sideways into a Hilux towing a trailer.He was more than likely doing around 65 in a 50 zone. Goodbye VT Commodore he had for less than 3 days. I don't understand why people think coppers are a holes and It's ok to break the speed limit.
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    eventually he is going to crash his car with his 4 best mates in his car kill them all, and the family of 5 in the car he hit. then go to jail. he wont be.."fully sick" then will he.....idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by J3zza View Post
    your mate is just lucky he lost his license and not his life !
    If he kill's someone he'll definately lose his cherry and be some bad boy's biatch. Makes the speed limit far more attractive I think.

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    Pay the dollars and take yourself down to the local skid pan, easy as bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildVS2 View Post
    I was just talking to my mate on facebook, and he gives me this story.

    Shane
    ey what happened to your car?

    Justin
    i swipped it along the fence wen i got home a few wks ago

    Shane
    LOL what the?

    Justin
    yea an on top of dat i lost mi licence last wk

    jus b4 mi green Ps

    Shane
    what happened?

    Justin
    wen 107 in a 70 zone

    Shane
    LOL you little hoon

    did a cop pull you over?

    Justin
    yea the asshole

    now i onli do 120 in a 100 zone

    1 use 2 do 140 easy bt now im shit scared

    Shane
    LOL

    or dont speed at all?

    Justin
    LMAO yea rit

    its a problem ive got

    i cnt obay the limit

    If this is how people actually think when their driving, something is seriously wrong. His just lost his licence and then goes on saying 'oh now i only go 20 km over the limit'.

    Seriously...... Anybody who is thinking of being a ******** on the roads, just read this little convo and think about how stupid it sounds.

    Shane
    justin is a tosser

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    some master mind i was in school with was a tool like this. Now my memroies a little shady because it was 07 bit a week after he got hes liscence he either lost it again or had suspension from driving, a couple of weeks after that, he was driftin round the streets, another car turned the corner aparently so he ended up clipping the gutter flying it up and landing on a ditch bending part of the car.
    ok so he then claims his insurence, gets a another vt again. this time he claims someone come out of nowhere onto the highway landing him into bushes/tree.
    then again, insurance, then he 'falls asleep' on eastlink and writes off this one too. I havent heard whats happened since that one. He wonders why his father will lend his car to his sister but not him. SH*T NO IDEA MATE. :P

    Gotta love these stories tho. Like, if you want something to make you *facepalm* these people supply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastleboy05 View Post
    It's morons like him that give cat enthusiasts a really unecessery stigma and attract unwarranted attention from the Police.
    I didn't know owning a cat was so frowned upon.. lol..

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    as you may have already gathered your mate is complete f@#kwit
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    years ago there was a big crash in my town and to people died in it the driver survived whilst going through all the court bull shit he wrote another car off..... never learn,hes now in jail and living with the memory
    shhh now PUPPET

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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastleboy05 View Post
    Your mate's an f*ckwit. Plain and simple.

    It's morons like him that give cat enthusiasts a really unecessery stigma and attract unwarranted attention from the Police.

    For example, my little brother. Had his licence for less than a week. Quiet suburban street, swerved to "miss a dog" overcorrected then overcorrected again and sideways into a Hilux towing a trailer.He was more than likely doing around 65 in a 50 zone. Goodbye VT Commodore he had for less than 3 days. I don't understand why people think coppers are a holes and It's ok to break the speed limit.
    Good point.

    People bitch and whine about coppers when they themselves are doing the wrong thing. Have a glass of concrete and harden the F#$* up, accept responsibility for your idiocy. What would we do if the cops weren't there to stop people from being ********s? We would have homicides everywhere, and anarchy in general.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildVS2 View Post
    I was just talking to my mate on facebook, and he gives me this story.

    Shane
    ey what happened to your car?

    Justin
    i swipped it along the fence wen i got home a few wks ago

    Shane
    LOL what the?

    Justin
    yea an on top of dat i lost mi licence last wk

    jus b4 mi green Ps

    Shane
    what happened?

    Justin
    wen 107 in a 70 zone

    Shane
    LOL you little hoon

    did a cop pull you over?

    Justin
    yea the asshole

    now i onli do 120 in a 100 zone

    1 use 2 do 140 easy bt now im shit scared

    Shane
    LOL

    or dont speed at all?

    Justin
    LMAO yea rit

    its a problem ive got

    i cnt obay the limit

    If this is how people actually think when their driving, something is seriously wrong. His just lost his licence and then goes on saying 'oh now i only go 20 km over the limit'.

    Seriously...... Anybody who is thinking of being a ******** on the roads, just read this little convo and think about how stupid it sounds.

    Shane
    Sounds like an idiot, does he live around your area (Kurunjung/Melton)? If so what sort of car does he drive? I'll let an undercover from the area know to make sure to pay special attention (whatever it takes, getting the car off the road or whatever). But if he's a good mate of yours, just have a chat to him about how idiotic it is, and especially drawing attention to himself like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick3110 View Post
    I didn't know owning a cat was so frowned upon.. lol..
    bahahahahahahaha :Lmao:
    Didnt you know? Cat Enthusiasts are the devil. LOL!

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    hope he drives somewhat sensible around me and not crash into me.. i wouldnt be very happy to have some dick jockey crash into me. or me crash into him because of his stupid driving for that matter.
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    Hows this for not learning-

    I think it was in june?
    At A party one of my friends said something really horrible to my best friend. I wasn't there at the time so went and asked her what she said. Instead of responding she just swung a Punch at me. One of our guy friends was there are jumped in front and grabbed her before she hit me. I went out and sat in my car. She then Stormed out of the house and slammed the door so hard the glass shattered out then got into her car and drove off.

    The next day we found out she actually had crashed and written the car off. She was high range DUI and had Amphetamines in her System.

    She was due in Court on the 6th Nov.

    On Friday night She was at the Pub and jumped into her new car (somehow the police hadn't suspended her licence from the previous incident?) Another of my friends jumped in the car to stop her driving and she just took off and Crashed a few hundred metres down the road. She was fine but the girl that tried to stop her was flown to Canberra in a critical condition. (from what I have heard she has a broken leg and spinal injuries)
    Again- High Range Dui and Pot ws found in the unregistered car..

    Hopefully Jail wakes her up a bit....

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