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    Default Dear F***wit on Lygon street.

    To the Idiot on lygon street today in the red 1980ish toyota?

    Here are a couple things you did, which you may not have noticed because your head was so far up your own ass.

    You ran a red light almost knocking someone off their bike.
    You ran a second red light and almost rammed a car full of people.
    You stopped at the next red light (WELL DONE!) only to speed off at what must have been at least 80kms and hour in a 60 zone taking up both lanes.

    You are a complete toss bag. You deserve to die a horrible painful death. Please drive off a cliff.

    Now. I got his rego, if I go to the police and tell them what happend will they be able to do anything or will I be wasting my time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikesCalais View Post
    Now. I got his rego, if I go to the police and tell them what happend will they be able to do anything or will I be wasting my time?

    Ring the hoon hotline

    Or report them online

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikesCalais View Post
    To the Idiot on lygon street today in the red 1980ish toyota?

    Here are a couple things you did, which you may not have noticed because your head was so far up your own ass.

    You ran a red light almost knocking someone off their bike.
    You ran a second red light and almost rammed a car full of people.
    You stopped at the next red light (WELL DONE!) only to speed off at what must have been at least 80kms and hour in a 60 zone taking up both lanes.

    You are a complete toss bag. You deserve to die a horrible painful death. Please drive off a cliff.

    Now. I got his rego, if I go to the police and tell them what happend will they be able to do anything or will I be wasting my time?
    Welcome to Melbourne!

    Its more than likly going to waste your time going to the police ringing the hoon hotline might be a better option
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    Reporting it to 131 444 is the best bet, moreso because if they have cars in the area, they will look out for him (and since he was driving like such a moron, he would have continued too)
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    "Dear ****WIT on Lygon street"

    Yep, that narrows it down. Which one are you talking about?
    Quote Originally Posted by wikky
    As already stated, mate you're an absolute gherkin strummer.

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    Definitely worth making the report. They may not act on 1 report, but if they start to pile up they pay a little more attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikesCalais View Post
    You are a complete toss bag. You deserve to die a horrible painful death. Please drive off a cliff.
    Well said!
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    yeah people these days.

    today i saw a guy NOT INDICATE

    needless to say i was outraged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-161 View Post
    yeah people these days.

    today i saw a guy NOT INDICATE

    needless to say i was outraged.
    I am outraged at your outrage. Kindly refrain in future.

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    I saw some clear coat peeling off someone's bootlid the other day. I nearly smashed into a pole i was that disgraced.
    Quote Originally Posted by wikky
    As already stated, mate you're an absolute gherkin strummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-161 View Post
    yeah people these days.

    today i saw a guy NOT INDICATE

    needless to say i was outraged.
    WHAT?? did you get his rego? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParkwayDrv View Post
    WHAT?? did you get his rego? lol
    better, i pulled him over with my amber lights, and stabbed him in the face with his indicator stalk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobez View Post
    I saw some clear coat peeling off someone's bootlid the other day. I nearly smashed into a pole i was that disgraced.
    I saw an auto performance utility the other day. My outrage at that was greater than the outrage in this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    I saw an auto performance utility the other day. My outrage at that was greater than the outrage in this thread


    Oh that must have been just awful for you!!! I feel for you Stealthy!! It's ok, i'll buy you a beer one day. Poor little lamb.
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    As already stated, mate you're an absolute gherkin strummer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobez View Post
    Oh that must have been just awful for you!!! I feel for you Stealthy!! It's ok, i'll buy you a beer one day. Poor little lamb.
    Make it a coke In a big glass too please

    I was going to go for compensation due to the trauma, but the drin should cover it )
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    I ran a red light ones aaages ago. I was so outraged that i turned around to go back to that light just to stop at it. I don't miss any red light, if i do, i make up for it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by STEALTHY™ View Post
    Make it a coke In a big glass too please

    I was going to go for compensation due to the trauma, but the drin should cover it )


    Ha, done. If you are feeling adventurous, go for a Fanta or Sprite.
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    As already stated, mate you're an absolute gherkin strummer.

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    To the op, suggest trying some araldite...

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