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    Default Woman faces jail if noisy sex continues

    dont no if his has been posted.........damn what is this world comin 2

    Woman faces jail if noisy sex continues

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    Yeah but from what the judge said it wasn't normal, she was putting a hell of a lot of effort into the amount of noise she was making. To me that would be off putting if my partner did it, let alone having to hear the neighbour carry on like that. And she was warned to quiet down, otherwise she would go to jail. If that's not enough to shut someone up maybe someone could gag her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Smtih View Post
    maybe someone could gag her.
    then whip her... maybe pour some candle wax on her too? You'd like that wouldn't you... yeah... she's been bad...

    lol....

    This is simple, if you making a noise which others can hear at inappropraite times, then she deserves it. Its not different to someone mowing the lawns at 2am... just sexier...

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    Quote Originally Posted by azkwazere View Post
    Its not different to someone mowing the lawns at 2am... just sexier...

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    If it's that loud then I can't imagine it being sexy at all lol

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    aww the neighbour is just pissed he's got audio and no visual
    whats the difference between my missus and my blower??
    well they both whine but the blower actually puts out

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    I allways thought it was kinda nice to have all the neighbours screaming in the night when I lived in a block of flats, you don't get that out in the sticks

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    Bloody ridiculous. Fair enough if the lady is making too much noise, the neighbours could take it up with her, but it is not worth a court mention, certainly not a jail term. For Pete's sake the western world is sending overly loud women during sex to prison whilst rapists and murders get suspended sentences. ****!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Remind me of the myth of the Kingston Screamer. Apparently there was a woman who used to live in Kingston (duh) around where some of the local night spots are and people could hear her going at it every Friday night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azkwazere View Post
    then whip her... maybe pour some candle wax on her too? You'd like that wouldn't you... yeah... she's been bad...
    The fact that his user title is "sexy man" makes this even funnier.

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    Neighbours had complained about the noise - as did passers-by and the postman.
    and the postman.
    signature was inappropriate and has been removed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ods-7 View Post
    The fact that his user title is "sexy man" makes this even funnier.
    I like to keep an open mind, you make more "friends" that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ods-7 View Post
    and the postman.
    Lol i am surprised the postie didn't join in.
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    What a load,people cant even enjoy sex anymore.England sux.
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    Hey , Thats my wife you guys are talking about lol
    there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryno_vrx View Post
    aww the neighbour is just pissed he's got audio and no visual
    bahahahahahhaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dayvo View Post
    Hey , Thats my wife you guys are talking about lol
    We know but they were keeping it quiet.(not like her)
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    Biggus Diccus strikes again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikki View Post
    Pffffft pathetic!

    Should be able to do what/who and how you want in your own home!
    I know in what context you meant. But if i could extrapolate on what you said, would that mean that i could get up to whatever so long as it is within the confines of my own home? If so i'm going to need some supplies and several willing participants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikki View Post
    Pffffft pathetic!

    Should be able to do what/who and how you want in your own home!
    As long as you wear a ball gag! This was in England in like a block of housing(flats?) I've lived in flats when I was young and f'd if I wanna hear all the details of someones love/hate life. You should google and see the couple, it'd give you nightmares They installed sound equipment to measure the noise. It wasn't just a bit of everyday porn moaning.

    I should be able to do what I want in my home too. Like watch tv, cook my dinner or pork my missus(quietly) without being subject to someone who should be ball gagged screaming like a banshee.

    For sound levels etc.. British lover admits anti-social sex noises | News.com.au

    And what they look like.. http://seewhatspoppin.com/alg_sex_case_cartwrights.jpg

    That'd damage my kids! Think of the children!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vr94ss View Post

    That'd damage my kids! Think of the children!
    Ohhhhh wont someone please think of the children ! lol - Simpson Quote lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by edals View Post
    Ohhhhh wont someone please think of the children ! lol - Simpson Quote lol
    Damn you're almost a neighbour! How's life in Byron with the holidays on?

    Yeah, I used it in jest but "think of the children" is a kind of catch all for passing any law, especially censorship. F'ck the children, it's an adult world and they will be adults soon...

    I'll look after mine and any I know and others should look after theirs. They do not need mind protection. They are quite resilient buggers. In fact I don't censor my kids at all, in any way shape or form, in print or on the net. I do sys admin a school and have to play the censor there as much as I don't like it. Kids are much stronger than we give them credit for. I think it just stokes adults superiority complex.

    What's quite sad is that I grew up in probably the most free times(60's 70's) and people of my generation, that have kids now, seek to hinder their children from the freedom that they themselves fought for, won and enjoyed. They now deny that to their offspring.. Sad..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vr94ss View Post
    They are quite resilient buggers. In fact I don't censor my kids at all, in any way shape or form, in print or on the net.
    Child Labor

    "Many children worked 16 hour days under atrocious conditions, as their elders did."

    "Iron and coal mines (where children, again, both boys and girls, began work at age 5"

    Kids these days are soft by comparison to the kids outlined in that information.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    pfft doesn't this woman own any pillows!
    I don't think this thread is about pillow biters.

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