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    Default Is it cause I'm on my P's or is his head just up his arse?

    Driving the other day around Warragul road the other day in my, almost in the dirt, VS with a car load of mates just cruising with an Airhorn scaring the shit out of people on the side of the road.

    Some Asian bird was waiting at the lights ready to cross and as soon as she was allowed to walk, just being dicks we let the airhorn off and scared the crap out of her. Well these two wogs next to me were in a debadged XR6 Turbo. They wound down their windows and just stared at me. When the lights went green this dumbass speed off and a little Civic came flying up his ass and got in my lane only to slow down. When we caught up to the falcon again, the civic got in his lane and we stopped at the lights. Doing the same thing again to randoms on the side of the road.. for whatever reason the driver of the falcon was getting all worked up and could still see him staring at me and saying something to his mate.

    The honda took off as the lights went and the bloke in the falcon did the same but he got in front of me. He went from lane to lane not letting my by him, I speed up and he'd get in front of me.. Going from 70? or 60 whatever the limit is around there, he slowed down and stopped... while traffic is still bloody going.. right in front of me, I slammed the brakes on and screached the tires. That's pretty much the point where I was ready to get out of the car and smack the piss out of him with my mag light.

    He crawled up to the red light about 100 meters up and I was turning off to go to somebodies house. Going passed him fairly slow, I told him he's a ****wit. Dunno if he's just a typical wanker with toughprickitis or what it was, but he spun the wheels and chased me around onto North Road? I think. Came up beside me and asked if I wanted to play games, put his window back up and got in front of me again doing 40kms..

    Now I know, the airhorn, stupid.. sometimes my driving.. stupid.. but this dead shit.. honestly. Am I in the wrong? Got his rego still imprinted in my head.

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    I think your both ****ing twats. Shouldve chalked it up as him annoying you as payback for you being a moron.
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    Dunno dude, but the airhorn made my day haha
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    About 16 years ago I was riding my pushy and these pricks with an airhorn drove past. Scared the absolute shit out of me and I ended up almost faceplanting. I came off my bike and landed next to a brick.

    The idiots stopped and were pissing themselves laughing.

    They ended up with the brick through their rear windscreen for their effort

    Using an airhorn on the road might sound hilarious but its a **** act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grennan View Post
    I think your both ****ing twats. Shouldve chalked it up as him annoying you as payback for you being a moron.
    What because of the airhorn? He almost wrote my car off..

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    hasnt school started again?

    I thought people got over the horn thing once they turned 8.
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