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    Default possible new Aussie porn censors

    Have a read of this,

    Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs ? The Register


    I like small breasts

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrbeef View Post
    Have a read of this,

    Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs ? The Register


    I like small breasts
    According to Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett that would make you a high chance of being a Paedophile. Seriously what a ****ing crock of shit, this Goverment is retarded.

    They are now going to restrict which porn we are allowed to view right down to breast size. I agree with removing Kiddy porn, but FFS if somone likes small boobs or Golden showers then so be it, thats there business its not being played on Playschools mid-break commercials.
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    What the ****...

    This is so annoying, we have a complete controlling government in place thanks to people "wanted a change". The funny thing is 99% of the retards who voted in these idiots still think they are doing a bang up job.

    I guess it is time I file a divorce to the mrs, her small boobs are going to want me to be a kiddy fiddler. For the love of god...surely these control freak morons cant last another term. Makes me think Mr Joyce and Barnett are having ill thoughts when looking at small breasted women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    Makes me think Mr Joyce and Barnett are having ill thoughts when looking at small breasted women.
    +1 for that, some times i do wonder if this is more of a personal "Vendetta"..... Maybe someone had a rough first 30 years of there life in retrospect to their current campaign...........
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    lmao they gotta be ****ing kidding, what is someone going to watch every porno and look at every porn mag to ascertain if the chicks have big enough tits what a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    lmao they gotta be ****ing kidding, what is someone going to watch every porno and look at every porn mag to ascertain if the chicks have big enough tits what a joke.

    lmfao...
    I want that job!!

    And agreed with Minux... I don't look at "small breasted women" thinking mmmm kiddies... (where as they must..?) WTF?? FREAKS!!

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    Hahah idiots.

    My missus has small cans but they are perfectly shaped.

    Awesome.

    More than a handful is a waste, and you know they won't sag as much as bigger cans when they get older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minux View Post
    What the ****...

    This is so annoying, we have a complete controlling government in place thanks to people "wanted a change". The funny thing is 99% of the retards who voted in these idiots still think they are doing a bang up job.

    I guess it is time I file a divorce to the mrs, her small boobs are going to want me to be a kiddy fiddler. For the love of god...surely these control freak morons cant last another term. Makes me think Mr Joyce and Barnett are having ill thoughts when looking at small breasted women.
    You do realise these two twits are not Labor? Joyce is National Party and Barnett is Liberal.. Nothing to do with people "wanting a change." In fact if there was no change they would be on the controlling side.

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    I hope this is a joke. I can't believe in this day and age, as far as we have come in terms of personal freedom that we are being told we can't view such material if we so wish. No-one is being forced to watch this stuff. I would like to point out the fact that as they are paid via taxes we essentially are paying for these idiots to mess with our personal freedom. Riot anyone?
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    funny stuff, but lets face it the net is here to stay with all its wanking pleasures.

    In saying that I think the interent has introuduced new levels in wanking, it has really raised the bar when it comes to knocking the top off one...


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    might have to go back to hardcopies of porn if they keep that up over there us kiwis can just send over the small tit porn on dvd from our uncensored internets and yous can share it round LOL
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    Wtf! Thats almost discriminatory! Its like saying that black people cant be in porn because it encourages racism! (oh.. and white men feeling inadequate)

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    Haha.....I see alot of underage young girls come through work with big tits.....I guess soon enough they'll get rid of those too. Then we'll all have to resort to GILF!! *shivers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Smtih View Post
    I hope this is a joke. I can't believe in this day and age, as far as we have come in terms of personal freedom that we are being told we can't view such material if we so wish. No-one is being forced to watch this stuff. I would like to point out the fact that as they are paid via taxes we essentially are paying for these idiots to mess with our personal freedom. Riot anyone?
    You know what'll come next if this comes to pass? No more shaved, brazilianed pussies in porn as they may encourage paedophiles too.. Then short women

    Madness..

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    there so worried about this crap but yet penalties for paedo's is still not enough maybe start giving them life and lock them up with a big bloke that has his own kids on the outside maybe that will let them know what the kiddies felt like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Smtih View Post
    I hope this is a joke. I can't believe in this day and age, as far as we have come in terms of personal freedom that we are being told we can't view such material if we so wish. No-one is being forced to watch this stuff. I would like to point out the fact that as they are paid via taxes we essentially are paying for these idiots to mess with our personal freedom. Riot anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    lmao they gotta be ****ing kidding, what is someone going to watch every porno and look at every porn mag to ascertain if the chicks have big enough tits what a joke.
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    hehehe i know i know it's a youtube video... but it's relevant!! It's also my message tone on my phone

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    Gotta agree.
    Australians as a community really need to become more organised or "Pro-active".
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