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I know this isnt the 'Joke Section'....
But have a look at this joke...
Vortex High Performance Exhausts
By far the funniest thing I've read in ages!
Let's forget laws of physics and commonsence for just one moment.
And the name sounds awefully familiar.... but I cant quite put my finger on it. I know it's got something to do with air.... hmmm.
only human......
that is just too stupid to run down...
WTB VR/VS FACTORY HEADUNIT BRACKETS PM MEOriginally Posted by MY-42-VT
Moist
What.. is that LOL!
doesnt look like it would help a lot ;p
Sad thing is, I know someone will buy that hehe
on holiday
look at the price i dont think theres any worries about people buying them LOL
I tune the oldschool way fear on the passengers face and knuckle colour cant go wrong
tabbacco is still my favorite vegetable
Moist
$600! LMFAO haa
Hand over the dog bikkies
So your saying I should cancel my order then?
... and I was like LOL!
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wtf is that ment to do like what kind of cockstain would belive this shit
SkyFall
they got that rightNo other exhaust system on the market gives a power increase like the VORTEX high performance muffler.
i dont know of any other exhaust that gives a power increase of nothing
The Black Beauty
walks barefoot
Have a look at the "benefits" section. It even gives you an extra gear! Forget all that driven/driver gearbox/diff ratio stuff, who needs math to work out final driving speed when you have one of these! The impossible is now possible.
quote:
Immediately after the VORTEX muffler is fitted, your engine will burn fuel more efficiently and will run smoother and quieter, using less revs to maintain the same cruising speeds.
Edit: I like their HP/Kw comparison too, 250Kw is more like 335.00HP.
In the technology section:
Quote:
The VORTEX race muffler is recommended for all high performance vehicles with more than 250kw or 270hp.
Last edited by vr94ss; 24-02-2010 at 10:05 PM.
Make the stupid stop!
My money is on those that have unicorn chips, cop chips and cut their springs.
smooth moderator
cop chips made from unicorn blood, get it right
ps. you kinda missed the jokes section
Just go away...
be A SIICK ****, and weld ur exhaust to your body, that way when u drive, people wont think your exhasut or motor is stock cus it will vibrate
Make the stupid stop!
Who do you want to go away?
Vortex in general...
How many people are seriously going to be hooked by this shit?
be A SIICK ****, and weld ur exhaust to your body, that way when u drive, people wont think your exhasut or motor is stock cus it will vibrate
Donati..Whoa Green
Mate you would be surprised. Anyway I'm off to claim the $200 million lotto that this email told me I won.
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pfft... stuff that! I got this guy in Nigeria who says he needs only $5000 from me to release $174,824.19 from his foreign bank account, and needs my help. He'll give me half the money if I help him.... that's a x17 return on my money! What a steal!
Make the stupid stop!
Well my understanding is there is an entity that if I pray to it and believe in it, I will go to heaven when I die.
I can't wait.
hey
If i fit one of those hiclone things in my inlet and a vortex muffler on my car ..............i could actually make more fuel than i can use and make money selling fuel back to the petrol stations !
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