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    Default Urban Dictionary Name Game

    Type your name into
    Urban Dictionary, March 1: It's a Trap
    what comes up?
    Daniel
    Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness
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    your supposed to roar when it comes on.
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    it comes on so much of lost my voice

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    lmao so there were 4 pages with my name, I only read the first here goes........

    Sweet and downy haired girl, changable, and often misunderstood and complex. A fearful creature as well as highly loyal. She will rule your affection and once you have hers it will be forever.

    A popular French name meaning youthful, soft-haired and vivacious.

    A woman who is hated by woman due to her care free ways and ability to have men swoon at her very sight.

    a girl who talks too much but also very hottt!

    the quintessence of perfection displayed in a beautiful girl who is always there not only as a friend but as a companion as well. the closest thing to perfect on the face of the earth

    The most amazing girl that ever walked this earth.The most BEAUTIFUL eyes and shes funnny as hell. She is drop dead gorg. Ur mouth auotmaticly drops when u see her. Full of love and makes Thee funniest facil expressions ever. The best girlfriend imagineable..

    Julie is the name only given to those who deserve and respect it. There is no
    such thing as simply "A Julie," as anyone with the name of Julie deserves
    special recognition, because, obviously, it is the best name in the world.
    Anyone named Julie should be addressed as "The Julie" because no Julie is
    ordinary and each and every Julie is worthy of such a title; their name is
    Julie.

    an awesome girl that loves her friends, family, and animals. cares for earth, and is a strong supporter of many opinions. a very opinionated person. open minded to all suggestions and loves to have a good time. straight-edge. always down for a partyyy.

    Mostly true

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    This was the second one that came up..

    Melissa-
    A very beautiful person inside and out.
    Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one!
    Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else!
    High morals. She sets her own ground.

    This was one of the first ones to come up...

    Hottest girl in the known universe

    likes taking it from behind

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    haha this one stood out to me

    Andrew

    A complete stud who all girls want to ****. He has a large **** and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people


    Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser

    the hottest shit alive.

    has been laid by jenna jamenson, tila tequila, pamela anderson, and other hoes that dont stank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurftec View Post
    has been laid by jenna jamenson, tila tequila, pamela anderson, and other hoes that dont stank.
    lmao I would be heading down to the drs and getting std checks with a list like that

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    First one:

    In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
    That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.
    and this one stood out:

    The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
    I got my name because it was the first in the book.
    My (ex)Ride

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    James

    Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

    what can I say haha

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    My 10 yr old daughter is NEVER allowed to leave the house, EVER!

    but for me:

    Danni =

    a name for a really cool girl
    "Hey did you hear about Danni?"
    "Yea i heard shes the sickest person ever"



    So I figure it makes me cool rather than ill right? lols

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    hmmm lol well atleast its nice


    Cameron
    Camerons are more than likely going to be one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. Very often he will be smart, and extremely good-looking. His smile will send a thousand rose-petals off the ground, just spinning around your heart. Camerons tend to be very trustworthy, but it takes a lot for a Cameron to trust another. He will always know exactly what to say to make you smile; flirty or true. He tends to be a big flirt, but when he finds a girl to settle down with, he will stop. Camerons have a lot of friends, and are very good in sports. He will fall in love very fast, and truly. He wont lie to you. He'll do basically anything he can just to make his one-and-only happy, even if that means going to the extreme. Can often be clingy, but in a cute way. He will always be there for you in any time of need. If you don't have a Cameron as a friend (or more) already, it's time you head off and get one!
    He is gorgeous! Is his name Cameron?

    That guy over there, Cameron, is so sweet!

    I wish I was a Cameron!

    I wish I had a Cameron.

    Love me, Cameron.

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    Craig

    This person is just so great. He will always be the guy who takes your breath away without trying. He is the most amazing. The girl who has him is the luckiest person in this whole universe! This one special man is the most amazing, most caring, most loving, most concerning. He keeps loving and loving and never stops. His looks are everything a girl wants. This person knows what to say at the right time, knows when to comfort at the right time. Being a Craig is an honor, because he sets the bar so high!(damn straight )
    Danielle-> Wow look at him!!
    Shelby-> I know, hes a craig : ) He makes me smile!
    Danielle-> Aw man your lucky to have a craig, wish bob could act like a craig....
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    Pretty well spot on the money for me...

    also known as "God"
    Troy: the ancient greek god of erotica

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    A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
    Benjamin,Intriguing, kind-hearted, genuine


    Some dude who gets too much whoopie!

    The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
    An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.

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    Stefan

    A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bit**es talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his d**k and have him cum in their eye.


    if you ever meet a guy named stefan he will be the coolest person ever.
    "Wow i meat this guy called Stefan, hes the coolest guy ever!!"

    "my boyfriend Stefan is the best lover ever!"

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    here goes: Jack

    1.
    To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

    Yo n!gg@! Yo shit got jacked!
    2.
    Term used in Chicago to address a individual, stranger or acquintance. Also can replace jack or charlie in Chicago. Usually used at the end of a sentence.

    "I need to go to the store jack", " Im not dealing with ol' girl no more jack"
    3.
    Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"

    Oh my F**king God. I would tap a Jack.
    4.
    a guy so amazing and so perfect that no girl cud not want him, he has no faults and is loved by everyone though he is oblivious.
    he says things he doesnt mean and thins he regrets though he always has a gd reason
    he is one of the best guys in the world and no one wud change him. he loves jack daniels

    nikki thinks the world of jack she blatez loves him
    5.
    The most perfect guy ever.
    Most commonly know for being clever.
    Is liked more than people with the name of shane.

    Rick is a Shane, but Paul is a Jack
    6.
    Jack -
    A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
    If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
    He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
    But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
    Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
    Humbel.Funny. Wont lie.

    Jack is the sexiest guy ever
    7.

    A highly useful word with many meanings
    1) a man's first name, either as a shortened version of Jackson or as a nickname for John/Jon
    2) a shortened version of jack-ass, as a way to avoid swearing
    3) a substitute for the word shit, another way to avoid swearing
    4) a nickname for a baseball home run
    5) the nickname for Jack Daniel's Whiskey
    6) a type of card in a standard deck
    7) slang for stealing/ripping off, probably derived from the work 'hijack'
    8) slang for excitement
    9) slang for a beating
    10) a nickname for money, popularized by the movie 'New Jack City'

    1) Jack London was a famous author.
    2) "Stop making jokes and be serious, Larry. Don't be such a jack."
    3) "Keith, stop acting like you understand. You don't know jack about what's going on with me and Emily."
    4) Jason Bay hit a three-run jack over the left field fence.
    5) "Hey Amanda, you wanna share the bottle of Jack I have hidden in my drawer?"
    6) The jack is the face card with the lowest value.
    7) "Those bastards at the convenience store jacked me out of my change. They gave me back a 5 instead of a 10."
    8) The Steelers fans were really jacked up when they realized that their team was going to the Super Bowl.
    9) Ross had been hitting on Charlie's girlfriend, so Charlie challenged him to a fight and really jacked him up!
    10) "You got the jack to pay for this coke?"
    I like 3,4,5 and 6

    on a side note my friend just found out what his nickname "Red Dragon" means.

    He has it on his year 12 Jersey for life now

    Ill let you all search UD for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by VKCOMMO View Post
    here goes: Jack















    I like 3,4,5 and 6

    on a side note my friend just found out what his nickname "Red Dragon" means.

    He has it on his year 12 Jersey for life now

    Ill let you all search UD for that

    lol sorry dude but when i see the name jack I dont think any of those things I think Jack Shit

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    Ron

    Strong, Protector, Lover, Fighter, Warrior. Stay on thier good side! If your a man he can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. If your a woman, wrap your arms and legs around him and hold on tight! If he is ambivilent towards you, embrace the fact that you are probably a loser

    Dominic (Future Name)

    Words cannot describe the awesomeness of this character. Those who bear this name are blessed by all the Gods and by life itself. Every fibre of their being resonates with immense power and unimaginable strength.

    To truly understand the power this name bears, you would have to throw yourself into a black hole, or a Sun, to be embraced by its indescribable power and its pure, raw energy.
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    Amie (My GF)

    One of the most beautiful women to ever grace the eyes of a human. Not only being a great friend, an Amie is incredibly talented in making you smile and feel happy about yourself. Amie also is skilled in the art of providing information on giving (and sometimes receiving) blowjobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    lol sorry dude but when i see the name jack I dont think any of those things I think Jack Shit
    I didnt know your my english teacher???

    Anyone search red dragon???

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    Haha first one on the list.

    Name Gary

    A man who is incredibly sexy, but also funny. He tends to be a girl's dream guy. He's also really good in bed.
    He is such a gary in bed.

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    . Moff 38 up, 21 down
    buy moff mugs, tshirts and magnets
    The vagina of a Muppet. Moist and delicious.
    Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator.
    muppet cooch sexy pig vagina miss larkin
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    I liked this one so i'll stick to it

    "Denis is the biggest Pimp known to man and every girl wants him and every guy wants to be him"

    This one is just strange:

    "denis
    a strange little man who enjoys sitting on sharp random objects,like tubes and rocks.tends to date bimbos but secretly enjoys austins."




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    Queen Amidala

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    Born Padmé Naberrie, Queen Amidala was the formal name of the royal leader of Naboo. As a child, Amidala was prodigiously talented and extremely well educated. She had long been interested in public service, volunteering in the Refugee Relief Movement in her youth. Her efforts helped in the Shadda-Bi-Boran exodus. At the age of eight, she joined the Apprentice Legislature and became an Apprentice Legislator at age 11. By 14, she was elected Queen of Naboo.
    During the Trade Federation siege of Naboo, the scheming Neimoidians tried to force the strong-willed she to sign a treaty that would legitimize a brazenly illegal occupation. She refused, and was sentenced to a prison camp. En route to incarceration, Amidala was freed by Jedi ambassadors, who took the Queen and part of her retinue to Coruscant, to plead her case before the Senate with the help of Naboo's galactic representative, Senator Palpatine.

    On Coruscant, she learned of the inefficiencies of galactic politics, watching as Trade Federation political maneuvering stalemated her plea. Following advice from Senator Palpatine, she called for a Vote of No Confidence in Supreme Chancellor Valorum.

    Fed up with the Senate, she returned to Naboo. She requested aid from the native Gungans in freeing her captured capital. During the Battle of Naboo, Amidala infiltrated her own palace, and forced Neimoidian Viceroy Nute Gunray to end the occupation. The cowardly Neimoidians, having their armies defeated, capitulated and freedom was brought back to Naboo.

    While Queen Amidala was the ruler of Naboo she had a large staff of advisors and aides that handled the day-to-day affairs. Sio Bibble, for instance, was Naboo's governor. Captain Panaka was Amidala's loyal bodyguard and head of security. Ric Olié was the pilot of the Queen's gleaming Royal Starship and leader of Bravo Flight.

    Perhaps most important in Amidala's entourage were her five handmaidens. Saché, Yané, Rabé, Sabé and Eirtaé not only helped the Queen with her intricate gowns, hairstyles and make-up, but they were also trained in self-defense. When in danger, she disguised herself as one of her handmaidens, and adopted her less formal name of Padmé. When disguised as Padmé, Sabé assumed the role of Queen in her place.

    When her terms ended, Amidala was constitutionally obligated to step down as Queen, though the public would have easily backed an amendment allowing her to serve longer. Though she had every right to retire and concentrate on her personal life, she continued to be passionate about public service. At the request of the new Naboo monarch, Queen Jamillia, she served as Senator of Naboo, taking the position once occupied by Palpatine. In a galaxy undergoing tumultuous changes, her outspoken nature shone as a beacon of reason and rationality in an increasingly fragmented Senate.


    With the rise of a Separatist movement that threatened the stability of the Republic, Amidala was one of the few championing a peaceful resolution to the crisis. Alarmist Senators tried to create a military force to protect the Republic, but she led the opposition against the Military Creation Act. She believed such a measure would inevitably lead to hostilities against the Separatists.

    On the day of the Military Creation Act vote, Amidala's starship was attacked upon arriving at Coruscant. Seven people, including her decoy Cordé, died in the explosion. Though some suspected that disgruntled spice miners from the moons of Naboo were the culprits, Amidala believed that it was actually Count Dooku, leader of the Separatists, behind the attack. In truth, it was an old enemy, Nute Gunray, who was behind the bounty hunters hired to finally silence the young woman from Naboo, though that would go undiscovered for some time.

    At the behest of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, Amidala was placed under the protection of the Jedi Knights. Amidala was once again reunited with Obi-Wan Kenobi and his apprentice Anakin Skywalker, whom she had not seen in a decade. A second assassination attempt by the bounty hunter Zam Wesell revealed just how gravely in danger Amidala was.

    Anakin was to escort her to Naboo, where she would be sequestered while the Jedi investigated the attacks against her. In moments of quiet solitude against the beautiful landscape of Naboo's Lake Country, she and Anakin bonded, rekindling an affectionate friendship that had been interrupted ten years ago, and falling into a deeper love.

    It was a love forbidden to both. As per the tenets of the Jedi Code, Anakin could not enter into a romantic relationship, and Padmé needed to focus on her career. Despite their strong feelings, it was Padmé who remained the realist, rebuffing Anakin's overtures while attempting to still her own heart.

    Anakin's love for her was not all that was troubling him. He suffered from terrible nightmares of his mother in danger. When he could bear it no more, Anakin returned to Tatooine, with her in tow, to find Shmi Skywalker.

    Anakin did find his dying mother, and lashed out in vengeance against the Tusken Raiders that had tortured her. When he returned to her, he confessed his actions, and he collapsed with shame and despair over what he had done. She saw the wounded, sobbing youth, and let her compassion guide her heart as she comforted him.

    Shortly thereafter, Anakin and Padmé voyaged to Geonosis, to rescue Obi-Wan who had been captured by Separatist forces. Padmé hoped to use her diplomatic skills to parley with the Separatists, but she and Anakin were captured by the Geonosians. Placed on trial for espionage, Amidala and Anakin were sentenced for execution.

    Faced with overwhelming evidence of her mortality, Padmé lowered her emotional guard and professed her love to Anakin. The two were then placed in an execution arena alongside Obi-Wan, and three deadly beasts were unleashed upon them, much to the delight of the Geonosian spectators. Though sustaining a glancing slash from a ferocious nexu, Padmé held her own, and disappointed her would-be executioners.

    The spectacle was cut short with the arrival of Jedi reinforcements, and then the opening battle of the historic Clone Wars. Despite her initial objections to a Republic army, she nonetheless fought alongside the newly created clone troopers against the Separatist droid forces.

    After the Battle of Geonosis, Anakin escorted Padmé Amidala back to Naboo. There, at a secluded lake retreat, the same place where their forbidden love began to blossom, the two were quietly wed in a ceremony witnessed only by C-3PO and R2-D2. This tranquil expression of love preceded some of the darkest moments to be faced by Amidala and by the galaxy as a whole.

    She continued to serve the Senate faithfully, though she was often distracted by the growing career of her secret husband. Anakin was becoming a war hero known throughout the Republic, and while the citizens thrilled at his exploits, she was deeply worried for his safety. The few moments they could snatch together were all too brief. The war was concentrated in the Outer Rim, far from Coruscant, and Padmé saw very little of Anakin. By the time the Outer Rim Sieges ended, Padmé had stunning news to deliver to Anakin --- he was to be a father.

    The war years saw the continued transformation of the Republic. To efficiently battle the Separatists on numerous fronts, Chancellor Palpatine enacted executive decrees that saw more power funneled to his office, stripping away the last of the Senate's lackluster ability to wage war. Many welcomed the handover of power, particularly the corrupt politicians. But Padmé became the moral center for a number of idealistic Senators who grew wary of Palpatine's amendments. Favoring a diplomatic solution within the boundaries of the law, Padmé began collecting the pledges of what would become the Delegation of 2,000, a group of disaffected Senators formally critical of Palpatine's rule.
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    Callum is a Gaelic. : Disciple of Saint Columba. The name means of kings of Scotland.

    The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires.

    Callum will make any women feel like a Queen.

    They always know just what to say to a women.

    They are full of passion.

    They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handso me,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell.

    The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body.

    However, when taught properly a Callum can make for a great man servant.
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    Hahaha I got these, and I happily agree. haha.

    First on the list:
    the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!
    Annd:
    the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "Mark" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees.
    Joe: WOW! look a living mark
    Tom: HOLY MOLY! i wish i was like him
    Joe: Yeah i know. Hes great

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