Thanks, Midland retard!

[savage1987]

I was driving home in the bunky today when I became nervous that the police car behind me would pull me over for my faded VR tail light reflectors and I'd have to pit the car... *suicide*

THANKFULLY I was in Midland and a local came to the rescue! In an odd way, but a rescue nevertheless! Bear in mind, this is Keane St, the extension of Gt Northern Hwy... not a back street.


I noticed this seedy looking dude (caucasian I might add) wearing black on the side of the road in the distance, walking toward me with hands looked like they were behind his belt buckle

He started looking around suspiciously

Obviously his looking around skills are not great, because he failed to see the marked police car behind me (3 cars distant from him and getting closer fast). I realise his hands are NOT behind his belt buckle.

Failing to notice the presence of the law, he decided it was a good idea to flop his **** out and have a piss on someone's front fence. Right there, in broad daylight just before 5PM, with a school kid walking past. ****ING FAIL LMAO

Cops diverted

I lol so hard and look in my rear view for further lols, and have a fun time avoiding someone who slammed the brakes on to turn right in front of me ... but it didn't matter, I was lol'ing so hard.




Seriously how ****ing dumb can you get!



Sam




further: this all occurred immediately AFTER some pisswreck tramp and her friend looked like they wanted a dicking in the Police Station, right then and there. From the look one of them was giving me I'd nearly have obliged, certainly were hot enough, but being in Midland surely would have banged plenty abos, and have alllll the diseases.

[VKCOMMO]

i was driving home in the bunky today when i became nervous that the police car behind me would pull me over for my faded vr tail light reflectors and i'd have to pit the car... *suicide*

thankfully i was in midland and a local came to the rescue! In an odd way, but a rescue nevertheless! Bear in mind, this is keane st, the extension of gt northern hwy... Not a back street.


I noticed this seedy looking dude (caucasian i might add) wearing black on the side of the road in the distance, walking toward me with hands looked like they were behind his belt buckle

he started looking around suspiciously

obviously his looking around skills are not great, because he failed to see the marked police car behind me (3 cars distant from him and getting closer fast). I realise his hands are not behind his belt buckle.

Failing to notice the presence of the law, he decided it was a good idea to flop his **** out and have a piss on someone's front fence. Right there, in broad daylight just before 5pm, with a school kid walking past. ****ing fail lmao

cops diverted

i lol so hard and look in my rear view for further lols, and have a fun time avoiding someone who slammed the brakes on to turn right in front of me ... But it didn't matter, i was lol'ing so hard.




Seriously how ****ing dumb can you get!



Sam




further: This all occurred immediately after some pisswreck tramp and her friend looked like they wanted a dicking in the police station, right then and there. From the look one of them was giving me i'd nearly have obliged, certainly were hot enough, but being in midland surely would have banged plenty abos, and have alllll the diseases.

****ing lol!!!

[Kikki]

I love Midland!! NOOOOOT!

(for those playing in Victoria, Midland is WORSE than Corio in Geelong and those in other states... its like being inside a giant Centrelink when in Midland)

[VKCOMMO]

I love Midland!! NOOOOOT!

(for those playing in Victoria, Midland is WORSE than Corio in Geelong and those in other states... its like being inside a giant Centrelink when in Midland)

and for those playing in the sydney area i assume it is like the blacktown/mt.druitt/st.marys (no offense to anyone there) of this area, basically as said on dodgeball, this place you mention is the skidmark on the underpants of society

[a1k3m1]

dirty little bugger lol

[excalibur]

Hahahaha i grew up in Midland wasnt to bad when i was a kid not as bad as Girrawheen Balga for NOR or for SOR to many to shit holes to mention there

[W84N01]

SOR isn't THAT bad you know........lol....

we're just a bunch of flanno wearing, toothless, big tummied, young single mums that think we know better and have friends that hink they own the roads and the road rules don't apply to them......

Nothing wrong with our kin folk down here this way now.............HAHAHAHAHA

[Deutscher]

Hahahaha i grew up in Midland wasnt to bad when i was a kid not as bad as Girrawheen Balga for NOR or for SOR to many to shit holes to mention there

Lol. Balga is dodgey! I live in Westminster at the moment, stupid oldies moved from Padbury to this stupid Unit in Westminster. Only weirdos and abos live in this area. It kinda reminds me of Maddington lol. Maddington is pretty scary after hours lol. Especially the hard core fags at the traino. Cannington, Thornlie, ARMARDALE! geez so many bad places South the River lol.

I've driven through Midland twice in my 21 yrs of living. It's kinda in whoop whoop land aye, but in the times I have been through... theres like cop car after cop car aye. Must be pretty dodgey if theres like 5 cop cars patroling the area midday midweek!

[Kikki]

Next cruise will end at my place... A certain street in Redcliffe, where every day is Halloween except no one knocks for lollies here, they ask for smack, smokes & money.

[Deutscher]

Next cruise will end at my place... A certain street in Redcliffe, where every day is Halloween except no one knocks for lollies here, they ask for smack, smokes & money.

Lol.

Why can't we just stick all the abos, junkies, thiefs together in one place and they can steal, bash each other up. It'll be like a circle, in a few weeks they'd be stealing back their old tv which someone had stolen from them.

[MasterOfReality]

I drove through midlands once, had to meet at a kfc on a main road as that was the meeting point for a 4wd training course.

Didn't look impressive.

[Kikki]

Lol.

Why can't we just stick all the abos, junkies, thiefs together in one place and they can steal, bash each other up. It'll be like a circle, in a few weeks they'd be stealing back their old tv which someone had stolen from them.

They have... it's called Redcliffe. Seriously my street is bogan as! A non reflective colour cousin threw a brick at my 5 year olds head... he was playing in the backyard and I seen it all happen in the kitchen window. It's horrid lol. And my Butt Bucket (you know those ashtrays) gets stolen ALL the time from out the front.

[Deutscher]

They have... it's called Redcliffe. Seriously my street is bogan as! A non reflective colour cousin threw a brick at my 5 year olds head... he was playing in the backyard and I seen it all happen in the kitchen window. It's horrid lol. And my Butt Bucket (you know those ashtrays) gets stolen ALL the time from out the front.

WTF!? some people need to be shot. nd WTF with the Butt Bucket? it's just an ashtray!

[vr94ss]

WTF!? some people need to be shot. nd WTF with the Butt Bucket? it's just an ashtray!

They pinch it for the butts mate, not the bucket. The bucket is just handy to carry 'em all away in to smoke later.

I miss my home town of Perth sometimes but you all have cured me of that for the time being! I grew up in Innaloo. Balga was the arse of the world 35 years ago, would have thought it'd have improved by now. Some things never change I guess.

[VS 5.0]

Lol.

Why can't we just stick all the abos, junkies, thiefs together in one place and they can steal, bash each other up. It'll be like a circle, in a few weeks they'd be stealing back their old tv which someone had stolen from them.

I thought we already did...isn't it called prison ???

[Deutscher]

They pinch it for the butts mate, not the bucket. The bucket is just handy to carry 'em all away in to smoke later.

I miss my home town of Perth sometimes but you all have cured me of that for the time being! I grew up in Innaloo. Balga was the arse of the world 35 years ago, would have thought it'd have improved by now. Some things never change I guess.

LOL! As you can tell I don't smoke! Yepp.. definately feel pretty stupid now haha.
How you miss Perth? there's nothing great about Perth I don't think. A lot of concerts dont make it to Perth because we on the other side of the world to eastern states. But there's nothing to do in Perth.

[Deutscher]

I thought we already did...isn't it called prison ???

Not enough people are there :P ... hear bout Tuart Hill attack, that guy got smashed... and the Robbery etc from Mirrabooka - police chase etc.

[Stressball]

They have... it's called Redcliffe. Seriously my street is bogan as!

It must be the name. We have a Redcliffe up here in QLD too, and it's not much chop I'd say you have it worse though lol. I have to go to our redcliffe tomorrow, and again next week

[excalibur]

Hahaha Perth just sucks in general except for us cool kids lol

[acarmody]

It must be the name. We have a Redcliffe up here in QLD too, and it's not much chop I'd say you have it worse though lol. I have to go to our redcliffe tomorrow, and again next week

LOL Redcliffe (QLD) isn't too bad, I lived there for 16 years, then 'upgraded' to Deception Bay, LOL.

[Stressball]

LOL Redcliffe (QLD) isn't too bad, I lived there for 16 years, then 'upgraded' to Deception Bay, LOL.

Big step up, eh

[vr94ss]

LOL! As you can tell I don't smoke! Yepp.. definately feel pretty stupid now haha.
How you miss Perth? there's nothing great about Perth I don't think. A lot of concerts dont make it to Perth because we on the other side of the world to eastern states. But there's nothing to do in Perth.

I grew up there, all the people I knew before I left and my family are there. I'm getting old so I s'pose the reminiscences get me sometimes We used to find things to do. Scarborough beach drags in the bottom car park on the weekend for eg That used to get _huge_ crowds. Be great if any one has pics of them.. or their parents!Might see my mum's RX4, hehe..

[acarmody]

Big step up, eh

Oh yeah now only every second dude is a dealer. Nah I live in the new estates and its actually quite nice and peaceful. Go to the bay side of deception bay rd and try and count the tools, you lose count after everyone.

[Kikki]

LOL! As you can tell I don't smoke! Yepp.. definately feel pretty stupid now haha.
How you miss Perth? there's nothing great about Perth I don't think. A lot of concerts dont make it to Perth because we on the other side of the world to eastern states. But there's nothing to do in Perth.

Have you lived anywhere else but Perth? I think you have to step out to really appreciate it. I'm ex Victorian, been here for 10 years in June and love Perth, honestly its the best place to live, mainly because it is quiet and there is nothing to do lol. No pokies everywhere, everyone is chilled, the most beautiful places.

Although, I must say crime, weather etc has all changed a great deal since I first got here.

[melissasd]

I work in Midland lol.. live in High Wycombe.

Every second day you hear sirens going past my work. Absolutely hate driving past central, always someone there to walk out in front of you to spit on your car - deros.

Before I moved to North QLD I grew up in Armadale, have to say Armahole is WAY worse.

Have to say but, Perth will never top North QLD (Cairns, Innisfail) They are the nicest bunch of people up there. Except no ones in a hurry lol