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  1. 22-03-2010, 08:56 PM #1
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    BBC News - Man used penis to assault female police officer

    Mods delete this if offensive. Sorry i found this article funny as hell, hopefully it isn't some prank report.
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    ha to bad she didn't have a tazer
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    Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

    Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."



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    hahaha
    thats awesome
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    Assault with a deadly weapon by any chance?
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    Oh wow thats hilarious. Sig worthy!
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    I'm glad to see i wasn't the only one that thought it was funny, i was worried someone would think i was a pervert.
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    haha funny as..... but WTF
    cant be that big really
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tim Smtih View Post
    I'm glad to see i wasn't the only one that thought it was funny, i was worried someone would think i was a pervert.
    you are, just goes to show that there are more of us on here than you think.....:P
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