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  1. 01-04-2010, 11:18 AM #1
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    Default Teen chops off pe**s

    An Indonesian teenager chopped off his own pe**s and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The 19 year old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said. Doctors were unable to reattatch the member because villagers could not find it.
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  2. 01-04-2010, 11:21 AM #2
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    Was he tryign to punish his ex, because if he was he has just won the biggest fail award in my eyes..
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    Bad invesment.
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  4. 01-04-2010, 11:40 AM #4
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    That should help to make her mind up!
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    He'll regret that one in the morning...
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    Haha yep that'll make her take him back for sure
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    hahaha no more happy time for him!

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    This would have to be the closest example to cutting off your nose to spite your face... lol

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    Hey Mr, Choad.
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    he sure is going to feel sorry, opps he ain't gonna feel again
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    hahahaha, that'll teach her!
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    lolz, fail.

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    LMFAO he sure showed everybody
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    He wont be showing anyone lol.
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    i dont think i'd be drinking from that well ever again .... water might taste a little woody
    whats the difference between my missus and my blower??
    well they both whine but the blower actually puts out
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    Normally, my response would be to call him a wanker...........

    Guess not this time, though.
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    He should have asked himself one question before doing that, what would Jesus do?



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    IF it is ever found, he should glue it to his head, then at least he will make sense.
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    April Fools? lol
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