Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car - Telegraph
i don' think this guy will live this down for a whilePaul Hutton, 40, was pulled over by police as he drove an electric Barbie car, which moves slower than a mobility scooter, near his home in Essex.
Mr Hutton, who has four children Simon, 17, Calum, 14, Laina, 12, and John, 11, admitted being a 'complete twit'.
Speaking after the hearing at Colchester magistrates court, he said: "You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can't get out.
"I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving but I was a twit to say the least.
"It is designed for three-to-five-year-olds.
"Originally it was a pink Barbie car but I put bigger wheels on it but it's not fast.![]()
omg. how sad. God forbid he spun out and killed an ant.
Justice systems int he west are becoming a joke.
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WTF lol wouldnt that suck
RAF engineer and all he could come up with is bigger wheels?????
ahahahahahahahaha man thats some funny ass sh!t poor bloke! lol glad the cops never caught us with our little inventions drunk! hahahaha
we put i think it was a 20hp ride on lawn mower engine on a little cart frame, straped on a seat and had rope to stear! we worked out the power to weight ratio n it was like better then a ferarri! was fun but scary!
What the hell is the world coming to? lol.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha"The vehicle is not even capable of doing the speed of a mobility scooter and could be outrun by a pedestrian.
"Why are you driving this car sir?"
"I...I.... Immmm ssoorryyy OSifA.... Imm TooOOo DrUnk to walK! *HICK*"
HAHAHA can't help but laugh.
Cop would be patrolling the streets, see this bloke going by and would be like "o.0 WTF??"
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Diddnt know they get fined for not having a licence? What a crock of shit."It is designed for three-to-five-year-olds.
Hahahhah I'd like to see the other charges.. no rego, insurance, not wearing a seatbelt, defectable car...
Seriously though, thats f**kn ridiculous..