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    A HEAVILY intoxicated Pennsylvania man tried to resuscitate at dead possum lying along a highway, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported Friday.
    Donald Wolfe, 55, was spotted by a policeman attempting to breathe life back into the dead animal around 3pm local time Thursday in a remote area north of Pittsburgh.
    State troopers arrested Wolfe along an isolated stretch of the highway and charged him with public drunkenness, the paper reported.
    Trooper Jamie Levier said Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”
    Another witness observed Wolfe kneeling near the dead animal and gesturing as though he was conducting a seance.
    Wolfe will face charges of public drunkeness before a district judge in Jefferson County at an unscheduled date.

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    I've given m2m on pups that have come out not breathing on my Bullterrier's first litter. Saved 2 out of the 3 non breathers and that meant 5 out of a litter of 6 lived. I dunno that I'd pull up and try it on roadkill. I used to just pick up fresh roadkill for the dogs when I lived a little more rurally.

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    lol aahhh so many idiots out there. good find

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