to the tool in the white vs/r

[Garth]

my dear dear old friend, you made me laugh last night. realy, you made me lol so hard, it was almost a rolf

alow me to paint the picture, so the readers out there can get a laugh also at the same time.


while parking my van out the front of the work shop, to drop in a audit list, just as it started to rain, a nice vr/s was going hammer and tong from the bottom part of the work shop, upto the top. now my work shop is in a group of industrial sheds. down the bottom upto the top follows a slow grade in the ground. it is concrete, and it is slipery when wet. this young man thought it would be fun to atempt some "stunt driving fast and furious style" and was proceding to fish tail out the front of my work shop, all the way upto the front of the drive way.

now, i will admit, yes sir, you did leave some nice power sliding type marks on the cement, it did look very impresive. but i think wat is more impresive for me, was the fact you managed to hit the side of the gutter and totaly destroy the back of your car. now i did hear the bang, and i went stuff it, you can suffer in your own stupidity, after all, you are a stunt driver. so this must have been part of the show.
another thing i found impressive, was the collection of empty beer bottles that apeared in the drive way, from the time i arived, to the time i left, (no-more than 20 mins) to the time you hit the gutter, about 2 minutes after my arival. also found impresive the little red p you had on your windscreens, not to mention the fact that there were 7 people sitting on the drive way when i left. all hoped out of your car.

my all time fravorite part mr white vs/r driver, was when you tryed to stop me to get some assistance, and i kept on going. after all your stupid driving got you into this mess, you can get yourself out of this mess.

now ill let you in on a little secret. that big poll you were slighty parked infront off, well, sir that has the security camera for my work shop, and it points all the way down to the bottom of the car park. and we also have one mounted on the front of the building, which points upto the top. both the cameras show your antic's which i thought was wonderfull to watch in slow motion. (thats why it took me 20 mins to drop off the paper work) now this little camera picked u up doing the "tokyo drift" style driving, it counted all 7 people hopping out of the car, it showed you hitting the gutter, it showed you drinking on the bonnet while waiting for help. and the best is yet to come.
it showed as clear as day your cars number plate, the p-plate, and you silly silly boy, the name tag from your kfc work shirt.

so let this be a lesson to you, next time you decide to do some burn outs out the front (depending on how long you loose your licence for) think twice. because the tape was handed over to the boys in blue, even shows the bit where you sculled stubbies of what looked like carlton mid, and driving the car that picked u up. so best of luck, go and get a new go card.

[tyrone]

hahahahahaha so well said gold mate gold that what drift tracks are for not peoples works

[pillzor]

hahah good work!

[88GreenVN]

I think you got him Garth. (note - add an "e" to tape)

[havavb]

Made me laugh! But its idiots like the guy you're talking about that give the rest of us responsible P Platers the reputation of d**kheads! Well done mate, what laws do p platers need added now thanks to you!

[kniever]

lmao, did you keep a copy of the footage for us to watch? censored of course.

[delcowizzid]

bring on the footage LOL

[TVR-190]

Put it on youtube for epic embarassment, ill spread it to boostcruising so they can lol at him also

[Astranomical]

Nice....I'd almost pay to watch that footage. (hint, hint!)

[ClairBear]

Beautiful story to wake up to Garth. Made my day already.

[Cúl-Báire]

I ROTFFLMFARO!.. What a goose!

[calais24/7]

Hahah well done, i hope you pointed and laughed as you drove past. Post that video on youtube for all of us to see!

[vn_v6]

tube it tube it tube it!!!!!

[Tim Smtih]

Very nicely done, i agree though this idiot is an embarrassment to commodore drivers everywhere and the video should be posted up.

[vsl67]

Good stuff it reminds me of a couple of other idiots on their P's one I witnessed do a massive burnout at a T intersection in a VN commodore and lose control to T bone an un marked detectives car ,I laughed so hard when they dragged him out of the car and slammed him on the bonnet and handcuffed him ,The other was a wanker in a nissan who thought it would be fun to do a burnout and few dough nuts in a crowed mall car park and do a runner but unfornatley he crashed into a railing and took off minutes before police came but they literally got his number plate because its was still attached to the rear bar that he left behind without relising

[VKCOMMO]

LOL garth, thanks for a good laugh.. You tube it...

[Swordsy]

Pics (or video) or it never happened! :P

[flyjoe180]

Classic, well done that man!

[GetToDaChopa]

*waits for a video...

[Maxxiz]

Pics or ban!

[ozz]

Another vote in for the youtube!

[S.T.K.E]

Pics or ban!

+1 Video Up

[94VRtuff]

Film of this would be an instant classic, post it up , cheers Bob.

[Jezza]

good to hear that the idiots got what was coming

+ 1 for video

[fuzzy2308]

great story ,ade ,y day