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    The machine that shits.

    A Belgian 'artist' called Wim Delvoye has invented a machine called a Cloaca Machine. This machine actually produces feces. Supposedly he also sells them vacuum packed.

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    To elaborate.

    The 'machine' gets fed food. which it 'grinds up and then digests kinda like a cow using multiple stomachs etc, and the waste product produced is feces.

    In other words, A machine whose only purpose is to waste good food on.

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    Cloaca: Shit That Is Art | PoopReport.com
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    what on earth are the practical applications for this? mass produce of compost maybe?

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    Or is it just to tease 3rd world countries?
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    The machine has my vote for Prime Minister

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    Meanwhile the money spent on this could have been spent perfecting Dr. Frankensteins dream of bringing his monster to life. Now we'll never know what could have been.
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