The machine that shits.
A Belgian 'artist' called Wim Delvoye has invented a machine called a Cloaca Machine. This machine actually produces feces. Supposedly he also sells them vacuum packed.
To elaborate.
The 'machine' gets fed food. which it 'grinds up and then digests kinda like a cow using multiple stomachs etc, and the waste product produced is feces.
In other words, A machine whose only purpose is to waste good food on.
More Info:
Cloaca: Shit That Is Art | PoopReport.com
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what on earth are the practical applications for this? mass produce of compost maybe?
The machine has my vote for Prime Minister
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Meanwhile the money spent on this could have been spent perfecting Dr. Frankensteins dream of bringing his monster to life. Now we'll never know what could have been.
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