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    Hey everyone.
    Well where do i start. Got pulled over tonight and boy what did i cop.

    - Unregistered car
    - Unroadworth.
    - Suspended LEARNERS.
    - Not carrying a fully licenced passanger.
    - Fake Plates.
    - Plates were from my work which the cop happens to be good friends with the boss and is now looking at a theft charge.
    - This is the second time its happened and i still haven't payed off the first $2500.
    - Lost my job.
    - They also put down failure to pull over but i kinda did. What happened was when they flashed me to pull over i put the foot down and tried to get away but not even 1 minute later i pulled over.

    After all the chatting i got a breath test and came up fine. Thank god they didn't take a drug test.

    Cop was a massive prick.

    Im very surprised they let me keep my car, well hey didn't say he was taking it off me so i hope i still keep it, or else im jumping in the car and going to drive as far as i can.

    Not working anymore so i hope if i tell them im not working they will go easy on the fines.


    This is true and happened about an hour ago.
    The reason im posting this is because i know for a fact there are going to be people reading this that are also driving a car like i am but hopefully after reading this you will change your mind and leave the car at home.

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    ROFLMAO - surely this is a wind up?


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    haha what the fu@k were ya doing driving..
    i got a pushhy for sale if ya want it. $80

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    haha, im a total idiot. people in melbourne are very lucky im off the road now lol

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    Are you kidding me...

    What part of 'this forum is anti-illegal behaviour' dont you get..

    i must say, you are one bloody idiot, "Lucky they didnt do a drug test"

    I can see the infraction to you now, and you will probably say that you meant panadol...

    im with stealthy here, in before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzo View Post
    bullshit, nobody is that stupid
    i dunno, its not school holidays is it?

    obv not taken off the road quick enough
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    oh, you forgot to add to the charge sheet not displaying L plates

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    Quote Originally Posted by VnPlayer View Post
    Hey everyone.
    Well where do i start. Got pulled over tonight and boy what did i cop.

    - Unregistered car
    - Unroadworth.
    - Suspended LEARNERS.
    - Not carrying a fully licenced passanger.
    - Fake Plates.
    - Plates were from my work which the cop happens to be good friends with the boss and is now looking at a theft charge.
    - This is the second time its happened and i still haven't payed off the first $2500.
    - Lost my job.
    - They also put down failure to pull over but i kinda did. What happened was when they flashed me to pull over i put the foot down and tried to get away but not even 1 minute later i pulled over.

    After all the chatting i got a breath test and came up fine. Thank god they didn't take a drug test.

    Cop was a massive prick.

    Im very surprised they let me keep my car, well hey didn't say he was taking it off me so i hope i still keep it, or else im jumping in the car and going to drive as far as i can.

    Not working anymore so i hope if i tell them im not working they will go easy on the fines.


    This is true and happened about an hour ago.
    The reason im posting this is because i know for a fact there are going to be people reading this that are also driving a car like i am but hopefully after reading this you will change your mind and leave the car at home.

    Cheers
    lol. the cop was a prick? sounds like he did a good job getting another idiot off the road. i commend his efforts.

    After all the chatting i got a breath test and came up fine. Thank god they didn't take a drug test.
    wait? i thought it was only aussies that were the druggos? or do you still have all your teeth?


    if this is all true, good on em, and i hope they throw everything at you, second time its happened, i hope you learn not to do it again.

    if this is a load of shit made to rile up the forum, let me know now, so i can do us all a favor and ban another useless member from the forums.

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    If it is all true then you deserved to be jailed. You should also never be allowed to have a licence, especially given you admit you have done this before.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VnPlayer View Post
    haha, im a total idiot. people in melbourne are very lucky im off the road now lol
    **** yeah they are. Im glad you are off the road just incase you come to NSW

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    hmm...this stories sounds like the one my mate told me about 5 years ago except he was drunk and refused a breath test,
    after getting his L's back about a year ago he just got his p's and still has to have an interlock thingy

    Enjoy walking

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    Quote Originally Posted by VnPlayer View Post
    Hey everyone.

    I lie and think it's cool

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    cool story bro

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    All your opinions are all true. Im a HUUUUUUGE idiot and thats just how it is. I knew i shouldnt of been driving but hey, didnt use my brain (if i got one) and did the wrong thing. Now that i think about it more i really should be chucked in jail.

    When i say the cop was a prick i mean by his attitude. he was just acting like a real cocky person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VnPlayer View Post
    All your opinions are all true. Im a HUUUUUUGE idiot and thats just how it is. I knew i shouldnt of been driving but hey, didnt use my brain (if i got one) and did the wrong thing. Now that i think about it more i really should be chucked in jail.

    When i say the cop was a prick i mean by his attitude. he was just acting like a real cocky person.
    Good to see you got one thing wright,

    But the cop isnt a prick or a cocky bastard, he is one smart mother****er, he might have seemed cocky to you because he just tore you a new one...

    so was it panadol???

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