funny song lyrics to pass the time/avoid insanity

[ari666]

i am doing a very menial task at the moment; cleaning/defrosting the fridge, which is kinda fun cos you end up having to scoop up pools of blood and rotten veg and other crap that has been frozen into the fridge over the months or years.

anyway, to save myself for moments like this i like to invent new lyrics to everyday songs, to tailor them more for my listening needs, and i would like to know yours.

heres an example:
OG song lyrics that triggered it are "letting your love show" over and over and over again, so instead i was singing "letting your mum show".... letting your bum show" ... and "letting yourself go" (as in, your getting fat)

pleasde, to avoid thread locked, pls keep it clean(ish) there are kids watching.

GO!!

[TVR-190]

Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drove a Chevrolet movie theator. - Chip Da Ripper

[tonza]

eskimo joe - foreign land

instead of "this is what it feels to love, then i can feel that", i sing "this is how it feels to love a necrophiliac"

silly i know but i was really tired and it kept me entertained for about 2 hours

[ari666]

here is one you may all know "australians all let us ring joyce for we are hun-nn-gry"

[ClairBear]

Or: "Australian's let us all ring Joyce, for she is young and free"

[wana s' charge stock vt]

WHEN YOUNGER we used to swap the word 'love' to 'drugs' or 'loved to drugged' and surprisingly fitted in to nearly every song so perfect lol
beetles- all ya need is love - all ya need is love- da da-da da daaaaa love is all ya need


i loved you from the start
i druged you from the start
ect
ect


but drugs are bad

[ari666]

so you are the perfect drug becomes; you are the perfect love? *vomit*

[Stressball]

so you are the perfect drug becomes; you are the perfect love? *vomit*

Way to go Nine Inch Nails

[tonza]

pink.

Please, please, don't eat me. La da da da da