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    Default Darwin mums told to close their legs

    A notorious NT restaurant owner is alleged to have told a group of mothers to "keep their legs closed" after one of them brought her 11-week-old baby to dinner.
    According to the women, John Spellman, who owns the Tramontana restaurant in Darwin, launched a verbal attack on their group, accusing one of having "saggy tits" and another of having a "floppy c---", the Northern Territory News reports.
    One of the women, named only as Katie, told the newspaper she had booked the table for her and her four friends at the Italian restaurant on Wednesday night and had checked to see if they could bring a pram.
    "As we walked out, he yelled out 'you ladies better keep your legs together or you will end up like your friend'."
    Spellman created worldwide headlines earlier this year when he announced he was going to charge customers who wore thongs $10 for lowering the tone of the establishment.
    The controversial businessman has refused to comment to the newspaper on the incident but is alleged to have made several more off-colour remarks as the group left the restaurant.
    Another woman who was at the dinner, Amy, said Spellman launched a tirade at the women when they objected to his comments.
    "He went on about how he had two women in his establishment with babies, and he thought he was on his best behaviour, considering the other woman started breast feeding," she was quoted by the Northern Territory News as saying.
    "When I called him a bastard, he said my friend had saggy tits. And I probably had a floppy 'c'. He actually used the word."
    What a wanker, but still funny!



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    What a ****wit, way over the top. If he doesn't want babies at his establishment he should just refuse them. Plenty of restaurants have banned kids thats all he needed to do rather than carry on like a proper twat.

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    That guy will get a hiding one day, I will laughing when some husbands come back, and kick the crap out of him. I still laughed but thats pretty low to start saying things like that, not doing himself any favors from a business point of view either.

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    LMFAO, althugh wrong, is is priceless.

    Not sure why wanting to charge more for thong entries is a bad thing especially if it is an upper class restaurant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by csp View Post
    new national slogan "get out ya floppy c--- breeder!"
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    When I called him a bastard
    This didn't really help. They probably asked for it.
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    woah, dude sounds like he's several cans short of a 6 pack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Silverfox View Post
    woah, dude sounds like he's several cans short of a 6 pack.
    i think hes gotta be all 6 cans short. nothing left but an empty wrapper

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    ROFLMAO yes he is a wanker, but I'm sure we're not getting the full story, it's hard to believe that the OWNER of the business would treat any customers like that without any kind of provocation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie View Post
    thats all he needed to do rather than carry on like a proper twat.
    is a proper twat what a floppy twat used to be??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSP View Post
    Like a real life Alf Stuart! GOLD!
    LMAO @ ^^^^^^

    The guy is obviously a **** wit and he shouldn't speak to his customers like that but I'm still ROFLMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly View Post
    ROFLMAO yes he is a wanker, but I'm sure we're not getting the full story, it's hard to believe that the OWNER of the business would treat any customers like that without any kind of provocation.
    A moronic one?
    Not the first time he's been in the shit I don't think.

    On the thongs thing, Thats fair enough. Who goes to a nice resteraunt in thongs?
    Unless its a bogan old shit box, then he just deserves it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soop View Post
    A moronic one?
    Not the first time he's been in the shit I don't think.

    On the thongs thing, Thats fair enough. Who goes to a nice resteraunt in thongs?
    Unless its a bogan old shit box, then he just deserves it.
    I agree on the thongs, not one club i have been to hasn't had this rule, and a lot of pubs have it as well.

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    From the way he treated those women, I think everyone should go there in thongs and flanno's.

    Utter wanker.

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    its amazing how some people stay in business, he might be good at what he does but good food or not having a repuitation for treating customers like that wont get him far.

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    His shop. He can treat customers however he likes without breaking any laws. GOOD ON HIM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSP View Post
    His shop. He can treat customers however he likes without breaking any laws. GOOD ON HIM!
    We know that, but from a business point of view thats a pretty stupid thing to do isn't it, going by that comment you have not had any experience in the costumer service industry have you. Things like this people remember, and other people would think twice about going there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by quick308 View Post
    We know that, but from a business point of view thats a pretty stupid thing to do isn't it, going by that comment you have not had any experience in the costumer service industry have you. Things like this people remember, and other people would think twice about going there.
    And yet there people like me, who would specifically choose this place over another, because of this story!
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    You people are warped.

    The bloke is a **** sucker and you love him for it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by soop View Post
    You people are warped.

    The bloke is a **** sucker and you love him for it?
    Did you miss the 'when i called him a bastard' bit? Guess so. That means open season, if you can't take it, dont give it!
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