Shit my dad says
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
Stumbled across this during my interwebtravels during the week. Pretty funny page
shitmydadsays (shitmydadsays) - shitmydadsays
i still laugh about the "you dun goof'd" fiascio, he says some funny shit
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"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."“You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses ****ing. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."My fav's hahahahahahaha! All gold!"Stop trying so hard. He doesn't like you. Jesus, don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you."
My all time favourite goes along the lines of:
"What the ****'s wrong with kid's your age today? don't they know how to use an effin comb?!!?! it looks like two squirrels jumped on your head and started ****ing"
My old man used to say your in more trouble than a one armed paper hanger. Then he'd walk of saying you kids don't know how lucky you are , Back in my day ....blah blah blah
there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't
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