Messing with other apprentices :P

[2005vzute]

does anyone have any funny names of things that don't actually exsist that i can use at tafe? it's funny when im sitting in class and the lebbo's are doing their own thing, not listening and thinking they know it all...

we were doing brakes last tuesday, the only time they listened is when they heard something hadn't heard before..we were talking about brake boosters and the teacher was getting abit pissed off at the lebbo's, so i asked a question and just said, does that vacuum used from the engine interfiere with the flux capacitor inside the engine haha..these lebs obviously havent' seen back to the future:P

anyways, i told these lebs it was a performance part and to google it as it would be good for their SSS pulsars, or as i like to call them, pullstarts haha:P

i've also used the continuum transfuctioner on them too haha

just want some more funny ones like this or jokes to play with them...saw in another thread that someone dropped the idle in the sump hahaha...can't wait for next week's results on how the flux capacitor goes in their pulsars haha

anything will be much appreciated

[havavb]

Here's some mate: Conversion : KaleCoAuto, Hard to find automotive items!

[VT-565]

Cans of striped and spotted paint are good.
Also getting someone to ask for a long weight is amusing.
Left handed shifter, cans of sparks and electrical smoke, Square ended twist drills are all part of the adventure.

[Torquative]

there is a thread here somewhere from late last year when everyone put forward the funny things been done to apprentices.

[CSP]

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

12" reproduction tool, left handed screw driver, byflugal valve, some of the things we used to say to our apprentices.

[kalekale]

Anyone seen The Inbetweeners? One of the guys told the kid to ask for a reach around, I thought that was pretty funny.

[Matty o]

ha lol i seen that inbetweeners one to i think, is it the one where he had to get spirit level bubbles to lol

[2005vzute]

HAHHAHAH inbetweeners is the funniest show ever hahahahaha...hey torquative, i saw a thread called brain power of apprentices in the jokes section, im more looking for the names of car parts that don't exist..or even fancy words that sound like they might be part of a car haha..but these are all still good..these lebs at tafe are gunna have the biggest headache and everyone else will have the biggest stitch from laughing ahaha, keep em coming fellas

[Tree cutter]

You could ask them to check their indicator fluid. I remember when my work ute had a cracked indicator lens and the indicator filled halfway up with water. I took the ute in for a service and told the mechanic the indicator fluid needed topping up and pointed to the one that was half filled with water. He had a good laugh.

[TVR-190]

This should help you, Alot of swearing however

[Maxxiz]

"Go find the tub of elbow grease, its in a red container"
Enough said.

[Dayvo]

Spots for the spot welder.

[strgas]

send them to repco for a holden long weight ? box of blue tip sparks ? can of compression ? pack of quick fixes ?

[Sabbath']

Tell them to go to 110 Burwood Hwy. Just dont tell them the suburb. Gets them every time!

[2005vzute]

hahah some good stuff here hahaha i like the can of compression hahahaha..whats with the 110 burwood highway haha, i don't get it..is there lots of 110 burwood highways or something hahaha

can't wait to use some of these at tafe hahaha...hey does anyone know any funny things to do to them aswell...when we were doing batteries the teacher was showing me a battery that had the eletrolyte and plates taken out of it, but it still looked normal, it weighed about as much as a shitty plastic bucket, so it wasn't much, anyways, at tafe we have chairs that are pretty high up, one of the lebbo's didn't think i would throw this battery at him (him thinking it was normal)..i made it look heavy by the way i was carrying it too...when i threw it at him the #### nearly flew off his ####en chair and near pooed himself hahahahaha.

haha i remember also one for you carpenters out there..when i was in woodwork at school people were always cutting timber that tiny bit too short for their project...go tell them to get the timber extender hahahaha, worked every time haha

keep em coming everyone

[ashbox]

headlight halogen fluid

[RichoKidd]

See if this one works. If they're having toruble getting a car started say "Head down to "INSERT LOCAL CAR STORE" and get an Escargoe" See if they understand

[Nackerz]

Send em across the roacd to get a bucket of compressed air

[Macca86]

tell them to go to 110 burwood hwy. Just dont tell them the suburb. Gets them every time!

lmfao :d ....

[strgas]

old trick ive used afew times in the past when you have a EA-AU 6cyl ford with a blown head gasket and the middle pots are filling with water pressure test the cooling system for about 15 mins then remove the plugs and the pressure tester have the app check the engine mounts while you crank the engine gets them everytime . careful thou these days might be seen as work place bullying .

[kniever]

"Go find the tub of elbow grease, its in a red container"
Enough said.

Elbow Grease Lubricants lol you can get it in a red container

[CYCo-VS]

tell lebs to go get a muffler bearing lol i used that at trade school few years ago to my mate

[2005vzute]

hahaha these are gold...thats weird dude..i was only just sitting in the car with my mate and he said muffler bearing..what the haha

[sweefu]

I work in Hospitality and there is a funny one from a restaurant i used to work at, whenever someone new started they would tell them to go to the restaurant across the road and get a case of "Dickson Cider" .. people would end up going to three or four places before realising. Similarly, for the not-so-bright girlies, we would send them to get a bucket of steam. One actually ran back inside with a tea towel over a bucket '_' ..