Man contaminates co-worker's drinking water with semen

[fuzzy2308]

The lab discovered that the contents of the bottle contained semen and the victim notified the police.

DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana and he was arrested and charged with two misdemeanour counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault.

Man contaminates co-worker's drinking water with semen

[Verynice]

"releasing an offensive material" LMFAO

[acarmody]

Oh man thats so wrong. Imagine if he had a STD or something and you contracted it.

[soop]

hahaha theres some normal people out there eh.

[WogBoyz]

hahaha what is this world comming too, our future isnt looking bright lol

[GenReaper]

Im more worried that you found that post, i wonder what you were thinking or doing to find that

Good story, lucky i wasnt eating my tea when i read it.

[*uwishn*]

lol thats wrong hard.

[Pickled]

Only in America...

[wraith]

Man that guy is such a tosser....literally.

[HamaTime™]

hahaha what is this world comming too, our future isnt looking bright lol

More like what is the world 'cumming' to. LOL

Seriously though, thats gross, but if you really didn't like the dude. Then good work!

[CSP]

To drinking contaminated beverages, Stifler says "YES!"

[CSP]

And being charged with "releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault" means he'll probably get off. Pretty easy to defend yourself based on those charges when neither of those things happened.

[gemini]

And being charged with "releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault" means he'll probably get off. Pretty easy to defend yourself based on those charges when neither of those things happened.

Hopefully not in someones drink again lol

[sik_dose]

In high school a kid pissed in another kids water bottle during PE prac. the offeder was bashed by the victim and suspended by the school. Thats fair.

[wikky]

And being charged with "releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault" means he'll probably get off.

Apparently he already did.........

[HamaTime™]

lol this is hilarious!!!!! hahahahahaha Getting off!

[Ace_VP]

the chicks office is not a public place so he cant be charged with that.

But that is seriuosly gross. I always tell myself I have seen it all and in my job I always see something that i never thought I would see. The world is full of some very strange people.

[Tree cutter]

I have heard of a similar thing that was done to a woman because she was continually being a total bitch.

[badaz]

I heard many years ago at Shell in Geelong a young apprentice on his last day working there presented the guys he work with a sponge cake, the young guy had been picked and bullied his whole 4 years so he relieved himself into the cream. He proudly told them all and then legged it. Not sure how true the story is but I did hear it from a good source.

[OFF T4P]

that is f**king epic lol

[PaRaDoX]

I heard many years ago at Shell in Geelong a young apprentice on his last day working there presented the guys he work with a sponge cake, the young guy had been picked and bullied his whole 4 years so he relieved himself into the cream. He proudly told them all and then legged it. Not sure how true the story is but I did hear it from a good source.

sounds like a tall tale, which shell? the refinery? I'm sure i would have heard of it.

still a funny story, true or not.

[DevilDRake]

hahaha what is this world comming too, our future isnt looking bright lol

I think you ment 'cumming'

EDIT: HamaTime beat me too it -.-

[badaz]

sounds like a tall tale, which shell? the refinery? I'm sure i would have heard of it.

still a funny story, true or not.

The Geelong one in Corio, i've been out of Geelong for at least 15-16 years and it happened 1-2 before that.

[sax]

Still not as good as the turd sundaes on offer at the Coogee Bay hotel!