Woman attacked by horny ghost

[wickann15]

A Northern Territory woman who claims to have been pulled out of bed by a 'horny ghost' that haunts her house says she has no plans to get rid it.
Jennifer Mills-Young, 47, who lives near Darwin, has become a media sensation after claiming her home is haunted by a ghost she calls Kevin.
Since her story hit the front page of her local newspaper today, she has fielded calls from media outlets across the country, from Triple M in Melbourne to Kyle Sandilands in Sydney.
She is also due to appear on live television tonight.
"I've had calls all day," she told ninemsn. "So many, in fact, that I'm worried about what my boss is going to say."
She claims to have seen ghosts since the age of four, when she saw her dead grandfather at her childhood home in Sydney.
"He was sitting in a chair there looking at me," she said. "My Mum saw him too. We had poltergeist trouble in that home as well, things going bump in the night all the time."
She said she managed to avoid ghosts until her late thirties, when she took up ghost-hunting.
In the latest incident in her Palmerston home, she claims she was grabbed by Kevin the ghost while she was asleep, but managed to shake him off.
"He grabbed my wrist and started pulling me up. I was thinking, 'What do you want me to do?' When I opened my eyes I realised what was going on. I had locked my door, but now it was ajar."
"When he got into bed with me, he crossed a line. And I had to let him know that."
But Mrs Mills-Young insisted she did not mind Kevin being around the house.
"He wasn't rough. There was no aggression. I'm used to him," she said.
Her husband Geoff, also 47, spoke to ninemsn from Puckapunyal, Victoria, where he is stationed with the defence force.
"My wife's had a lot to do with ghosts," he said. "And I've also seen Kevin. Earlier this year, I saw someone walking through the house, from a gate on one to side of the house to the other. I jumped up but no-one was there."
They say their son and daughter, aged 19 and 20, have also seen Kevin.
The family has lived in the house for almost two years. It is leased from a private company by the defence force. Neither Geoff or Jennifer knows the history of the building.
Mrs Mills-Young said there is no history of drink or drug problems in the family.
And why is the ghost called Kevin?
"Darwin is a very blokey place, and Kevin is about as blokey a name as you can get," she said.

@ horny ghost.

[Tom_1569]

wow, just ####ing wow.

The only things that comes to mind is she is a cheating whore.
Explains why the kids have seen him, and the husband seen him go out the gate.
Explains her lose twat, STI, and pregnancy she has also contracted from sleeping around which will be in the paper next month as "the ghost baby", or on the front cover of thats life as "I got an STI from a rapest ghost".

[S.O.S]

Try hitting that guy up for child support

[mwb235]

Maybe she's struggling to make sense of Kevin's boner? Since he's a ghost, instead of a baby's arm holding an apple his schlong to her would look more like a length of clear plastic tubing attached to a golf ball. I suppose every time the poor b---- opens her legs/mouth she can't feel/see him & when he shoots it's just like a breeze blowing through the room. Yeah right!

If she reckons he's gentle then that just means she's loose. In reality it's probably the milkman or some desperate tradie.

"Hello, is this the Darwin Psychiatric Ward? We have a new patient for you..."

[ssv 08 ute]

Some1 hasnt taken there medication !!!
Or maybe 2 much of it

[padrickz88]

I see people are trying e85 these days?

[mwb235]

I see people are trying e85 these days?

Hehe unless it's opal

[Jesterarts]

Man... and there I was thinking we kept all our crazies in Queensland...

[S.T.K.E]

Man... and there I was we kept all our crazies in Queensland...

You'd Go Crazy trying to keep the Mexicans out of our borders.

[quick308]

Man... and there I was thinking we kept all our crazies in Queensland...

Now i can read it

I must ask why Queensland?

[soop]

You'd Go Crazy trying to keep the Mexicans out of our borders.

We just send all the stupid ones north!

(Lived there for 6yrs, nice joint. North NSW is shit hole though!)

[STEEV888]

she just never gets any from her husband so when he stumbled home drunk one night and tried to get in her pants she was so shocked she called it a ghost.

[acarmody]

Ghosts need loving too.

[Full Spectrum]

She wants to make a movie. I see dead boners!.

[Little Red VZ Go-Kart]

"He was sitting in a chair there looking at me," she said. "My Mum saw him too. We had poltergeist trouble in that home as well, things going bump in the night all the time."

One positive thing, this family is popular with ghosts if nobody else.
This family needs checking out, starting with daughter, then mother and working down to the youngest.
Let's all remember, too, that lots of things go bump in the night.

[DevilDRake]

starting with daughter, then mother and working down to the youngest.

Daughter > mother > to youngest? Is that actually what you ment?

[MingeyMatt]

Wow some people are pretty out there with their stories