Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report
Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report | The Smoking Gun
""Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ####ing throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.""
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Make the stupid stop!
LMAO, I love it. "You will eat my pussy or else......"
Originally Posted by commodore1310
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I could only imagine what she looks like.
there's a picture of her in the link hahahaha, was reading it and spat my drink all over my screen haha
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oh,just the thought of eating that and the smell that it would be giving out makes me feel sick...
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eeeewww
thats farked. She is a total mess
but posibly the best line ever haha
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Lmao, bbhahahhahahhhahah
instant classic, bumper sticker anyone?
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lolz, what a slapper.
She should have washed her box first prehaps?
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*pukes everywhere*
If you smelt and saw that thing you would probably want to turn gay for a bit. argh.
Disgusting.
Responses are solid gold:
Submitted by babygargoyle on Sat, 2010-11-06 23:49.OMG, I am from Jackson County , its shit like this that makes me glad i left....... but this is the funniest shit i have heard in a LONG time..... gotta love ignorant hicks who show the world how crazy they are....
Submitted by blueheron on Sun, 2010-11-07 09:43.At the point of her dagger she forced me to eat her she smelled deeply of pike this malodorous creature I gagged and I hurled as I attempted to please her now my tongue won't perform and my willie won't either.
Submitted by Stinkeye on Sat, 2010-11-06 16:31.I'd have told her "Give me that knife, Woman! I gonna kill that skunk hiding between your legs!"
Submitted by mikedenney on Sat, 2010-11-06 17:08.Unsure at this point, but I think there's a good chance that's a line never uttered ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, EVER...even in a Tarantino movie...(wonder if she's got 'fake Kenny' up there--maybe that's why things didn't work out for her).
Submitted by Owossoan on Sat, 2010-11-06 21:36.There once was a lady from the Azores Whose snatch was infested w/ encephylitic sores The dogs on the street Would eat the green stringy meat That hung in festoons from her drawers!
Submitted by P U Slimy Hole on Fri, 2010-11-05 21:49.They've just changed the signs at the state border - Welcome to Worst Vagina "Home of the Dead Fish Taco!".
Submitted by Iman Azol on Fri, 2010-11-05 16:21.She makes me appreciate the simple beauty of my right hand.
Submitted by euphorik6 on Fri, 2010-11-05 10:40.“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your f'ing throat" - ??? uhhhhh, i'll take option B.
Eew. I'll rather tongue a tray of off fly-blown salmon cutlets!
Geez if that's how she keeps her entrance, i'd hate to have to smell her back door too! She'd make LPG leaks smell like roses!
Lock up her poor soul. Nobody likes a smelly vaj.
Customize your life.
I'll never eat dim sims again.
"Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon." Was the deadly weapon the knife or her stinky pong box ?
there are three types of people in the world , those who can count and those who can't
Its a wonder no one asked for a few paper bags....
Put two over her face in case one breaks.........
thats a true coyote girl there if you woke up after a night out at the pub with here i would shoot myself
L337
YEEHAAAAAAAH
LMFAO wouldnt touch that with a 50 foot pole
Maybe a bloke might hit it if (A) he was heavily intoxicated, (B) he could beat the flies to it and (C) she reciprocated and polished his severely smegma-encrusted apple? But by the sounds of her she'd either not care or use it as toothpaste.
Now i've joked about that i hope i don't have nightmares tonight!
Hehe i've heard something similar about kebabs. Some people say kebabs & vaginas share several things in common - both give you bad breath, both have meat hanging off/out of them, and you'd have to be drunk to want to eat either. It's a matter of opinion though.
Last edited by mwb235; 08-11-2010 at 11:01 PM. Reason: additional disgusting comment added
damn i now have bad images stuck in my head and i shall never touch another kebab again cause of this i won't be able to even eat one again with out thinking of this thanks mateMaybe a bloke might hit it if (A) he was heavily intoxicated, (B) he could beat the flies to it and (C) she reciprocated and polished his severely smegma-encrusted apple? But by the sounds of her she'd either not care or use it as toothpaste.
Now i've joked about that i hope i don't have nightmares tonight!
Hehe i've heard something similar about kebabs. Some people say kebabs & vaginas share several things in common - both give you bad breath, both have meat hanging off/out of them, and you'd have to be drunk to want to eat either. It's a matter of opinion though.
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