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    hi all i've just had my ute painted and a bit of work done and now for some reason it just looks a bit bare from behind. I was thinkin about gettin a sticker made for the back window with a cool quote or somethin preferrably car related so any suggestions? Its a vy ss by the way

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    "15kw per sticker...bro"
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGbrown1 View Post
    Hey dea, financed my VS 3yrz ago, desper8 4a car, meter read 214,016kms... I PAID $14,000.00, 3yrz l8r im dealin with alot of problemz... n e cheap BUT good mechanix in west melbourne? n e info appreci8d... Fanx...
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    some i saW RECENTLY ON ADS/cars or whatever it was
    "if its a rockin your daughters in here"
    "can we rev it, yes we can"
    "talk with tourque"
    "back off! or ill vanish with your mum"
    "guess what! you read this"
    "recycle your animals"

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    Vtec just kicked in yo!

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    My mates integra is quicker den my Ve ss wagen.

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    Get in, Sit Down, Shut up, Hold on...

    Gas, Grass or Ass... Nobody rides for free!


    Thats just a few I can think of,

    Google "bumper stickers" theres literally thousands to choose from

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    "here piggy piggy" saw it on the back of a toyota corrola slamed on its a$$
    "such is life" famous last words of ned kelly...... getting it 4 the volvo :S
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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    i seen this one on a vl turbs a few years ago

    munch munch i eat v8s for lunch..
    Last edited by bogan_vk; 18-11-2010 at 01:00 AM.

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    real cars are built with spanners not chopsticks
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    worked v8 + supercharger + dogbox = panty moistening equipment.
    4 banger turbos with bov's will just cry when they hear it, because they can never have it.
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    You know those JETPILOT stickers. I saw a guy drive passed with UTEPILOT on the back. It made me laugh.
    You could be a complete wanker and get a UNIT sticker. No offence to anyone on this forum with a unit sticker
    as for the rest of unit sticker users, I'm not a fan.
    None of us are as cruel as All of us. - Anonymous

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    That should cover heaps of diffrent groups
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    My fave is the really tiny one you put on ya window - when they get up real close to read it

    Nosy Little ****er aren't you !

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    i like that one "when the clutch drops the bullshit stops" i will definitely think about goin with that one

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