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    TWO Schoolies lovers who met just five days ago are set to tie the knot on the Gold Coast, after claiming they are each other's soul mates.
    The Gold Coast Bulletin reports Monique Quinn met the man of her dreams five days ago and today she will say "I do'' at her very own Schoolies "wedding".

    The 17-year-old and her ''soon-to-be husband'' Matthew Elliott both travelled from Ipswich to Surfers Paradise to celebrate the end of 13 years of school separately and did not expect to meet their ''soul mate'' during the seven-day celebration.

    Matthew said he was so smitten by Monique that he proposed to her just 24 hours after meeting her.

    Monique smiled as she recalled Matthew getting down on one knee with a wine cask in hand.

    ''It was the best Schoolies proposal ever,'' she said yesterday.

    ''Of course I said yes - we're not old enough to get married legally, but that's not stopping us.

    ''We are going to have our own ceremony on the beach at sunset.''

    Matthew could not hide his excitement and said it was at love at first sight.

    ''After one day together I knew she was the one,'' he said.

    ''We went to school across the road from each other and never met until now it's crazy.''

    The teens say they hope to get married for real one day and tell the kids their romantic Schoolies love story.

    Schoolies lovers to wed | The Daily Telegraph


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    Ohh yeah right.
    Till he says something she doesn't like and they split up.

    She thinks she's found her soul mate, and he knows he's found an easy root!

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    fkn LOL. forecast for that night was alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

    but seriously that c**ts face looks like a rat with a porcupines body faaaaaark hahahaha
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    Whats their addresses so i can go knock some sense into them. Me and my missus have only been going out for a year as of yesterday (Whoooooo go us), yeah we sometimes have our differences but always work it out. We were like them in our first week of dating. Things change and so do differences of opinions. Not to mention he looks like a total poser and will probably cheat on her 6 months in once she wont put out for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecs View Post
    fkn LOL. forecast for that night was alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

    but seriously that c**ts face looks like a rat with a porcupines body faaaaaark hahahaha
    That night? I think they've been pissed for 5 days to still think its a good idea!
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    Haha they need to fix the caption on the photo.

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    Who Knows, It may work out (Doubt it) As they have arranged marriages in some countries and are happy for life.
    But Yes as point he'll do something stupid and before you know it every dumb thing he does shes going to be upset every second of every hour every hour of every day every day of every week every week of every year

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    for some reason he seems to have a pedo look on his face... oohh thats right she cant legally get married fkn LOL

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    Dear god , he should be thinking of a one nighter..
    Im 18 and to think to get married at my age, thats about as likely as me owning a ford
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    Hopefully...theyll live together for a few years before the big commitment !!
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    Monique smiled as she recalled Matthew getting down on one knee with a wine cask in hand.

    ''It was the best Schoolies proposal ever,'' she said yesterday.
    wow how romantic, proposing with a goon bag

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    Yeah "with a wine cask in hand"
    Aka "Had been drinking povo goon all day and was about to pass out, falling to his knees, mumbling something that was mistaken for a proposal then passed out."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grennan View Post
    20 bucks says he pops his cherry and bails LOL.
    HAHAHAHA! oath. should just thrash her for the week then fly home.

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    cant believe she bought that, oldest trick in the book...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpedvs View Post
    cant believe she bought that, oldest trick in the book...
    so the best way to get a root is to propose...... haven't tried that one. dont think many blokes will

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    Quote Originally Posted by elmaso View Post
    so the best way to get a root is to propose...... haven't tried that one. dont think many blokes will
    dumpedvs didn't say it was a popular book. Also it has a sequel, 'What the #### you do if she says yes'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jecs View Post
    fkn LOL. forecast for that night was alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

    but seriously that c**ts face looks like a rat with a porcupines body faaaaaark hahahaha
    bahahahaha!! he looks more like a date rapist, in that pic you can tell shes been drugged. why else would he be carrying her?
    and all of he's mate look like they gang bang possums.
    (in case your wondering) i saw their fake wedding on the news

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    Quote Originally Posted by elmaso View Post
    bahahahaha!! he looks more like a date rapist, in that pic you can tell shes been drugged. why else would he be carrying her?
    and all of he's mate look like they gang bang possums.
    (in case your wondering) i saw their fake wedding on the news
    ahahahahahaha. . .

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