Sleep Walking Story
Thought I'd share my random event.
Had a big night on saturday. Pre drinks at mates then hit the town.. ~2am the group decided to leave. We flagged a maxi down so we skipped the taxi lines lol. Went back to my mates place to crash. Me n Missus slept in his brothers room (he was away for the weekend). So when we got back I started yaking my guts up (haven't been that hard on the piss lately and didn't eat dinner .... as you do). So anyway after all that went to bed.
Wake up in the morning to leave and my mates dad & mum were in the kitchen and started laughing at us when we went to leave... neither of us had a clue what was so funny.
So he starts telling the story.
I slept walked to the toilet.. had a piss and walked to his parents room and climbed into bed. My mates dad works at the Burswood (night shift) and must of only recently got home when this happened and he started opening up windows etc to let a breeze in (he saw me walk to the toilet)... Couple minutes later, he went to go back to bed and saw me there..tapped on my shoulder and told me I was lost and he walked me back to my room. He told me in the morning he might not have been as lenient if he wasn't home yet and finding me in bed next to his wife lol.
Crazy aye... pretty awkward and embarrasing morning.
But it may be a joke or something... his wife didn't realise anything and neither did my missus. And it all happened while he was opening up the windows etc... I've never been in their bedroom nor which side of the bed he sleeps or any idea of the furniture in the bedroom.
But lucky I didn't strip off 2 go to bed... I was fully clothed lol and lucky I didn't try and snuggle up to my mates mum. Now when I'm thinking back to it... I hope I actually pissed in the toilet & not all around it lol.
I never sleep-walk. First time.
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haha interesting that is, there was soo many things that could have gone wrong there and you managed to miss em all, ( well hopefully not the toilet) haha
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LoL, thats classic, thanks for sharing that, hehe.
Donati..Whoa Green
This made me laugh so hard. You need to cut back on the sauce mate! LOL.
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
I aint talked to my mate yet.. don't really know what to say lol
how do you go about telling him that I ended up in his mums bed.. but im not tryin to sleep with her?
I'm sure he'll prob find it funny... my gf is finding it bloody hilarious! I sure aint! She keeps telling everyone.
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YEEHAAAAAAAH
LMFAO apparently I sleep walk when I go to bed pissedbut I sure as hell havent done something like that before
PAVTEK Race Engines
hahahahaha im rep pointin you for that. awesome story pal lol
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hahaha pisser mate. good story.
L337
Used to sleep walk alot lol , still do sometimes .
The worst i did was got ready for school , clothes and everything ( 4am on a saturday) Then went and had a shower , half way thru i woke up leaning against the wall of the shower. It was at perfect temp and everything.
I just hope it's not going to be a common thing....
Don't think I'll be sleeping there for awhile.. I generally just sleep in boxers at home.. glad I didn't strip when I jumped in.
In the morning my mates dad kept talking to us for 20minutes!... I didn't know what to say.. really awkward.. didn't know to laugh or bail lol.
My missus found it absolutely the most funniest thing on earth...
I don't think it'd be funny if it was one her friends!
Glad I didn't get fly kicked to the head... the whole family is black belt karate lol.
I'm glad everyones enjoying my eventful night :P
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Donati..Whoa Green
Your welcome,Originally Posted by Deutscher
But it must be asked......is she good looking?
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
haha its the first thing i though of....Your welcome,
But it must be asked......is she good looking?
and this reminds me of a similar thing i did
all went camping up the watigans (local mountain tops)
wasnt sleep walking.. more like sleep forgetting
woke up in the middle of the night walked out took a piss walked back got in my tent snuggled the missus... she screamed then i screamed then my mate screamed at me...
turns out.. it wasnt my tent.. or my missus haha
we had all bought $25 kmart tents and they were identical
the next morning we all had a right laugh about it
no i wasnt drinking.
Donati..Whoa Green
Well than what the hell was your excuse??? LOL.
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
Nahh......Your welcome,
But it must be asked......is she good looking?
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Amps: Audison SRx2, SRx4 & Alpine M350
Subs: 2x Alpine 10" Type S
+1 Lol.
Suprised he hadn't noticed his mate being there aswell.
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Donati..Whoa Green
His mate probably had this massive o.0 face on when he walked in and laid down.
-Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
-Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
-Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short Phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan (1986)
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