Your best mate be honest

[oska]

i got married some 10 years ago and it only lasted 5 anyway on my wedding day one of my best mates said to me "give me the signal if you chicken out i'll throw you in the back of the car and put you up in a hotel for a few day days"

i've known him for almost 30 years now

c'mon it's australia day !!!!

[tommySV6Ute]

Are you considering batting for the other team?

[oska]

nah it's what mates will do for mates ......

no homo stuff okay

[tommySV6Ute]

Right, just thought I'd clarify..

[greenacc]

I must be missing something here, wft is this thread about ?

oh well, i've been married 6 so i guess the clocks tickin lol.

[calais24/7]

I think being a hot australia day old mate has had a few too many cold ones. Anyway what i think he means is what stories do you have of loyal mates, like what have they been prepared to do for you

[fuzzy2308]

Epic thread

[vr94ss]

I must have no real mates, I've been left to the mercies of my wife for 26 years.

[Ado]

Nup no mates

[RiCeY]

My best mate is my hand.

Always ready for sex, gives me alcohol and food, expresses my feelings to stupid drivers and even wipes my ass without complaint.

Best mate ever.

[oska]

########s

i like this forum

[Tree cutter]

I talked one of my mates out of taking some haggis head home when he was really drunk. Saved him having to chew his arm off in the morning to get away from her without waking her. he still has both his arms today. lol

[oska]

I talked one of my mates out of taking some haggis head home when he was really drunk. Saved him having to chew his arm off in the morning to get away from her without waking her. he still has both his arms today. lol

this is what i was after stories about things mates do ...... i guess tree cutter and i are the only ones

[Rusty]

Random, but my best mates:

[oska]

you ought to see my dog they'd say is it LUNCH !

good looking dogs

[STEALTHY™]

My best mate is my hand.

Always ready for sex, gives me alcohol and food, expresses my feelings to stupid drivers and even wipes my ass without complaint.

Best mate ever.

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[coolngroovy]

Definition of a good m8..... someone who drives 400k's into town, gets 2 headjobs & brings one back for you

*it's a joke kiddies!*

[wraith]

I had a mate who drove nearly 120 odd kays to come rescue me when the VR alternator carked it. Epic fun. Both past our late night driving curfew and his car was stuck in limp mode. Not to mention sitting on 160 to get maximum distance per battery.

[bogan_vk]

My best mate is my hand.

Always ready for sex, gives me alcohol and food, expresses my feelings to stupid drivers and even wipes my ass without complaint.

Best mate ever.

rofl best post ever.

[D3CID3R]

Thought this thread would be closed by now

[wildss]

Definition of a good m8..... someone who drives 400k's into town, gets 2 headjobs, comes back and gives you one

*it's a joke kiddies!*

fixed..
thats the joke unfortunately

[Full Spectrum]

My best mate is my hand.

Always ready for sex, gives me alcohol and food, expresses my feelings to stupid drivers and even wipes my ass without complaint.

Best mate ever.

then picks your nose.

[SquishyShoes]

then picks your nose.

All in that order?

[edals]

Would have to say my best mates Would have to be my Father & Father inlaw, Always lend a helping hand. One time driving the Mrs VR, The water pump let go along with the pully plate down the freeway, of course no one stocks that pully plate that goes on top. My Father Drove me to Supercrap and bought the water pump & Coolant as i was flat broke cause of previous shit from the week before, and my father inlaw drove 100ks to give me a spare pully plate he had. Both top blokes