Diddy sued for $1 trillion

[ciddyau]

woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the mogul, which a judge denied, but set a hearing for Jan. 31.

Turks believes Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, according to court papers obtained by RadarOnline.com.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.

She also says: ""Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income."
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Trayner]

Wtf ? how would her lawyers even take her seriously ?

[Adds_05]

Hahaha,somebody sounds a bit crazzzzyyyy!!!

[Tree cutter]

Time to change her medication. It shows how rediculous there laws are over there with people trying to sue for anything and everything.

[padrickz88]

bitch is on crack lol

[dijm8]

only in America...

[Menace38L]

wat a dumb cc#### LOL

[GAMBLR]

My god, who'd actually be thick enough to believe that tripe?

Give her a wad of Monopoly cash, insane broad won't know the difference.

[elmaso]

my god, thats retarded, it like me suing the lolly pop king for stealing a tub of rainbows from my magic space kitten the flys...... #### me that county's going to the shit...

[glenn l]

i have never trusted that diddy bloke.

[ClairBear]

I am launching a suit against JC for making me endlessly wet my pants laughing and bruising from falling off my chair.

[Krisp]

I am launching a suit against JC for making me endlessly wet my pants laughing and bruising from falling off my chair.

i knew it wasnt the weather that caused the flooding in queensland

[Jebadayah]

Wtf ? how would her lawyers even take her seriously ?

You've not met many lawyers, have you?

[GAMBLR]

I am launching a suit against JC for making me endlessly wet my pants laughing and bruising from falling off my chair.

This is gold Sash!

i knew it wasnt the weather that caused the flooding in queensland

This is just f*cking funny!

[rb26dett]

Im interested to see Diddy's counter claim

[Julie]

Hmm I always thought that puff daddy/p diddy name change was pretty shady now we know why.

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

i knew it wasnt the weather that caused the flooding in queensland

Must be some bladder Sash has if she can flood QLD from SA.....and it's uphill...

[ciddyau]

hahaha

It was rumored around the office that P diddy's earthquake subs in his escalade made the WTC fall down..

[crew chief]

With the way the legal system works i think she has a good case