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    Default Mmmm... custard-like...

    Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'

    Personal favorite highlight's from article:

    The horse semen is proving more popular with women, although "a couple of them were worried they might bear children with long faces
    NZ clearly need to update their sex eduction programs.

    Horse semen isn't new to New Zealanders
    Mmmmm... indeed.

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    baha gold mate, guess they have moved on from sheep
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    don't take this wrong or anything but ARE YOU ####ED IN THE HEAD????

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    what the? *Rove McManus style*


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    This past March, the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival offered the drink as it came
    this made me laugh hardcore haha


    If it isnt tuckin, it must be suckin

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    Quote Originally Posted by DM 55 WA View Post
    this made me laugh hardcore haha
    Still warm and at high velocity?

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    Ones gotta ask 'who was the sick bastard that tried it in the first place'. You can't tell me it wouldn't be someone perverted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesterarts View Post
    Still warm and at high velocity?
    freshhh.

    but seriously whoever edited that article should have picked up on that one haha


    If it isnt tuckin, it must be suckin

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    And New Zealanders wonder why they have a bad name.


    Shame on those semen drinker's of the horse kind.
    I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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    da hell? O___O

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