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    Default 5 Scientific reasons the Zombie Apocalypse can happen

    5 Scientific reasons the Zombie Apocalypse can happen

    This is well worth the read lol, has supporting pieces of information regarding the reasons etc, and it's pretty damn freaky!

    This poses a question: What would YOU do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

    My answer: I'd strap some chain saws to the wheels of my VL and let rip ... Is what I want to say, I'd probably cry like everyone else and go to the Gunsmith's shop near my place and hole up in there & have a group of us set out to the IGA across the road at some stage for supplies. There's also a Clark Rubber near there so we can have a supply of ... Uhh, rubber? & also a Bunnings & a Supercheap Auto and Autobarn so I can still work on my car!
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    sit on my roof with my rifles and shotty go nuts (2 Story).... :P and remote control cars with a supply of C4 if i can somehow get C4 Lols

    then run out of ammo and JOIN THEM AHHHHH..........

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    get bitten, become a zombie myself and end up getting my head blown off. Just like most of the users on this forum

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    Haha Rossi you would get sent in to destroy all evidence of the T Viru... I mean, the Zombies :P
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    at least i can exercise my unquenchable lust for murder without going to prison. bring em on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hi_ryder View Post
    at least i can exercise my unquenchable lust for murder without going to prison. bring em on!
    I thought you do that already? If not, who keeps sending me bodies with notes saying "Butcher, please do your thing. -Ryder"
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    No offence, but theres been plenty of zombie threads already.

    And seriously unless you have a gun, your chances are slim
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    Hopfeully zombie ladies are sluts.
    I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-190 View Post
    No offence, but theres been plenty of zombie already.
    Fixed for truth. Centerlink is where you can find most of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuzman89 View Post
    Fixed for truth. Centerlink is where you can find most of them.
    Hmm.. Id leave the zombies alone, and go RAMPAGE! ON ALL the lazy dole bludgers !
    Dont like paying tax for em lol ;p ..unless you for 'cereal' cant work, then its ok. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-190 View Post
    No offence, but theres been plenty of zombie threads already.
    Like this epic one you started...... Zombie Apocalypse Car!


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    Ok, once again ive run aground with a bunch of elitist PRATS who think they know it all, stuff your cars and stuff your forum!
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    Seen Zombieland? That's what I'd be doing!





    In other words, sitting down and re-watching Zombieland!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TVR-190 View Post
    No offence, but theres been plenty of zombie threads already.

    And seriously unless you have a gun, your chances are slim
    That's cause they're AWESOME.

    Also, my chances are pretty high, methinks? (If it's, uh, illegal to post this pic, let's just pretend I have no idea whose it is, k?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 87RB30VL View Post
    That's cause they're AWESOME.

    Also, my chances are pretty high, methinks? (If it's, uh, illegal to post this pic, let's just pretend I have no idea whose it is, k?)

    one of my favourites. nicknamed the "man stopper" by ww2. ive owned a few including a kimber custom 2, theres no substitute....
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    Quote Originally Posted by footy View Post
    looks like a bb gun
    Haha busted!

    Here's a real one:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hi_ryder View Post
    one of my favourites. nicknamed the "man stopper" by ww2. ive owned a few including a kimber custom 2, theres no substitute....
    Well then I think I will do better....

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    Lol that M16 looks so bizzarre yet epic with a pump shotty on the bottom
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    Now see, I take the opposite tact. I've got stockpiles of food, ammunition, building supplies, fuel and water.

    I'll just lock the door and play jenga for a month or two.

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    On a related topic has anyone seen "the walking dead" series? easily the best show on tv.

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    My mate's GF just recently got those Walking Dead comics, says they're the best things she's read in a while lol, I think she has a few of the DVDs or something too
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    me puttin some zombie food down range. 6.8mm remington
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