You know when you drank too much...

[jdrVZute]

You know when you drank too much last night when you just wake up covered in your piss...farrk won't be drinking for a while now. That's the second time!

[bogan_vk]

lol, you know when you piss in a wardrobe because you cant find the bedroom door in a new house.

[Grennan]

You know someone around you has drank to much when he grabs a can of spray paint and writes penis all over his garden shed.

[jdrVZute]

lol, you know when you piss in a wardrobe because you cant find the bedroom door in a new house.

My old boy has pissed on the dog once and on 2 random walls in the house that are nowhere near a toilet lol. We have 4 toilets too hahah

[Ed]

when you wake up with vomit all over the carpet next to your bed but instead of getting up you go back to sleep

[WogBoyz]

Its worst when u wake up covered in ya own shit that smells like rum hahah

[Pickle']

LOL... i ran into my room (from the bathroom) to throw up in my sub from my surround sound. Well so ive been told, needless to say i dont drink much anymore.

[Parabola]

ive woken up on the roof of my unit before, no idea how i got up there

[nathanVY]

This is why I don't drink like a maniac

[turmoil117]

I woke up in the hospital deck on the sun princess (cruise ship) to be told I was in a small coma... Boy did that cost me a heap, needless to say I don't drink much at all

[304runner]

I woke up with a someones dog on my couch (the pet kind) and I have no idea how it got there... The only way I can think I managed to end up at my joint was that I spotted it on the street when I was stumbling home from the club.

[hi_ryder]

when you drive your porsche 225kph in a 88k zone straight into some trees, and end up well done....

[WogBoyz]

ive woken up on the roof of my unit before, no idea how i got up there

Sounds a bit like the hangover movie lol

[turmoil117]

when you drive your porsche 225kph in a 88k zone straight into some trees, and end up well done....

Lol I believe that's called well "Dunn"

[87RB30VL]

You know you drank too much when you wake up to find this on your wall:

[hi_ryder]

Lol I believe that's called well "Dunn"

good call

[Kieran263]

You know you've drunk too much when you wake up with your shoes on, go into the kitchen at uni and realise you pissed behind the fridges.

[dumpedvs]

You know your drunk when you take the wheels off your mates car for sh*ts n giggles, only to discover its your car
Damn you black vs's

[DFCTV CLUBBY]

You know you drank too much:

When in the morning you wake up in a sleeping bag covered in your own vomit and your mates dog is licking it up. So you get up let the dog finish and chuck the bag in the wash... Leave and then tell him you left when everyone went to bed!!

Or my favorite one...

I know I have drank far too much when you get home and in your sleep projectile vomit all over your mrs sleepn next to you. You wake up in the morning naked, no pillows, blankets, Mrs is gone... Dosen't talk to you again for 3 weeks haha...

All in good fun boys hahahaah

[JMP]

From a males perspective you know you've drunk too much when you wake up naked next to a really big bloke nursing a sore arse.

[dirt drifter]

u know your drunk when u have a crap in the oven!! no lie a mate did this years ago..

no idea how he managed it, needless to say his oldies were not happy.

[hi_ryder]

From a males perspective you know you've drunk too much when you wake up naked next to a really big bloke nursing a sore arse.

yet another reason i dont drink.....

[Trayner]

You know you drank too much ,when you wake up in another state

[87RB30VL]

This doesn't really fit in perspective of this topic, but I was completley smashed one night, and my bro used to drive a raised hilux with huge wheels and no step so it was heaps high off the ground. Driving home, he goes "let me know if you're gonna spew", which I said I was about 5 seconds later, so he pulls over half on the gutter, which made the drop oh so much higher, then I proceed to stand up inside the door frame and fall face first down a 1m drop onto my face, which I then proceeded to vomit all over.

[Jebadayah]

You know you've drank too much when you wake up face down on the floor of the toilets in a pool hall at 7am the next morning, with a massive black bruise covering half your leg, with no recollection of how you got there or what you did, including how on earth the staff managed to lock the place up and go home with you still in there