FML Thread

[Jesterarts]

FML... just wasted a whole slab of beer

Had the whole slab sitting on the bar ready to pop in the bar fridge, bent down to open the bar fridge and headbutted the slab off the bar...

Now I have a massive beer puddle, I'm going to be aswering questions in regards to the beer smell when the missus gets home and worst of all... no beer

Anyone else having one of those days...?

[HoZy]

Today I had a haircut...

Now my head is cold,

This is some first world FML shit right here!

[87RB30VL]

I work at a nursing home pushing bins full of incontenence pads which are full of shit, & I grabbed a bag out of one of the bins to put in another bin, & a vomit bad wasn't tied off and I grabbed it upside down, spilling it's contents everywhere.

FML.

[zapper-l67]

Have you ever had a toddler with a full nappie of diarrhea stagger in to a room and fall hard on its bum and a gyzer shit squirts out the back which get blown all over the lounge by the fan..

My next door nab's have.. LOL

[Stressball]

Have you ever had a toddler with a full nappie of diarrhea stagger in to a room and fall hard on its bum and a gyzer shit squirts out the back which get blown all over the lounge by the fan..

My next door nab's have.. LOL

Two words: "Number Three's"

[50LTRv8]

I have woken to find my child smearing shit all over the cot he was in, just like finger painting

[hi_ryder]

yea when i was 6 my dad had a bench top wood plainer he was putting together and i sneaked in behind him in the garage turned it on and stuck my fingers in it (hadent installed the guard yet) i did some finger panting of my own but not with shit (jackson pollock style with blood). peeled my finger tips back like banana, and to this day my right hand has crescent shaped lines through my fingerprints... permanent reminder to keep my hands off shit lol

[kcpwns]

FML... just wasted a whole slab of beer

Had the whole slab sitting on the bar ready to pop in the bar fridge, bent down to open the bar fridge and headbutted the slab off the bar...

Now I have a massive beer puddle, I'm going to be aswering questions in regards to the beer smell when the missus gets home and worst of all... no beer

Anyone else having one of those days...?

No BEER!!!!! NO!!!
you poor bastard
I had one of those days at work the other day...both ladders and a pvc pipe fell off the work van lol

[stuntmanmike]

Today I washed and waxed the VS and no less than two minutes later there was a massive Kookaburra splat on the roof. FML

[Troy711]

FML... just wasted a whole slab of beer

Had the whole slab sitting on the bar ready to pop in the bar fridge, bent down to open the bar fridge and headbutted the slab off the bar...

Now I have a massive beer puddle, I'm going to be aswering questions in regards to the beer smell when the missus gets home and worst of all... no beer

Anyone else having one of those days...?

Sounds like you need a straw.

[ari666]

spent a full day prepping the impala and the garage for paint. went to mix paint and found i had no reducer. paintshops are closed on sunday.

FML.

[hi_ryder]

spent a full day prepping the impala and the garage for paint. went to mix paint and found i had no reducer. paintshops are closed on sunday.

FML.

preparation is the key to success...

[87RB30VL]

My fuel pump died today. & I have no money so my dad had to pay for it, so I owe him $400, and to make it worse, I have a $133 speeding ticket due in the next 28 days, and to make it even more worse my $800 rego is due in august, and to make it MORE worse, I just got clocked doing 76 in a 60 so there's a fresh $200 canary...FML.

[328FTW]

Want to sell my old toyota so got it out from behind the shed and made a list of things to fix before I sell it. The list consists of A LOT of work which includes pretty much pulling the engine and subframe out.

Goddamit

[Trayner]

Mines from the other week , haven't had the front of my car lowered for at least 2 years , finally go and buy a ratchet gun and do it , go to the JC meet up . No hassles the whole way there and back, Pick the missus up from the pub . Heading back to her house 500 meters or so away , get pulled over and canary for being just to low :S sigh.... , my car was lowered for 1 day haha.

[T-rex]

I was putting the ladders back on the work ute and nudged a 2in copper pipe that was also on the roof racks off the edge which snapped the side mirror clean off. FML

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

The new FML trends on forums and FB, if shit like this is enough to FYL then you must have it pretty bloody easy.

Instead of FML, say FTS. #### That Situation.

[sweefu]

Today I had a haircut...

Now my head is cold,

This is some first world FML shit right here!

Shaved half my head in the coldest part of a Canberra winter, walked out of the hairdressers and was like ohh shiii

[NV-MY-VT]

I work at a school, not a teacher. Was down the local shops buying supplies for a friday night, two litres of vodka and a slab on monster.

Walked out into a crowd of 16 year old school kids. (I'm only young myself) They're all kids from school. They had been asking people to buy them grog. I walk through with my grog and my monster, smile at them as they go silent and realize who I am.

Then I trip on the gutter and break a bottle of absolut.

####ing karma. FML

[Jesterarts]

Left the healthy packet lunch I made myself on the handrail at home...

FML.

[STEEV888]

I work at a school, not a teacher. Was down the local shops buying supplies for a friday night, two litres of vodka and a slab on monster.

Walked out into a crowd of 16 year old school kids. (I'm only young myself) They're all kids from school. They had been asking people to buy them grog. I walk through with my grog and my monster, smile at them as they go silent and realize who I am.

Then I trip on the gutter and break a bottle of absolut.

####ing karma. FML

The lol of this is extrordinary.

[elmaso]

i went to grab a beer and smashed my straight JD bottle, it was a stupid moment, but i have never! NEVER!! droped my beer! no matter how pissed i am! or sober what ever.

[some_guy]

Sat down at a company bbq for 30mins then couldn't walk when i stood back up (knee problems) FML

[GEN3RATD]

Sat down at a company bbq for 30mins then couldn't walk when i stood back up (knee problems) FML

i have pretty severe knee problems too, im 19 and walk like im 91, especially after sitting down for a while

[87RB30VL]

I was at work a while back and one of the guys outside stumbled on a raised bit of concrete, and me and my mate laughed from inside the lunch room, and when I went to smack the window to scare him when he walked past, I accidentally smashed it and cut my hand, then he was the one laughing