0 to 100... eventually
How many?
Serious question here guys, how many post it notes does it take to fill a windscreen of a Subaru?
My friend and I playing pranks on each others car and it's my turn, last go he put a carlton bumper sticker on! Felt so ashamed... Need to get him back.
Be patient, I am inquisitive and I am learning.
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why does it have to be cars though...if my ######## friends put crap on my car (stickers etc) ill be ####in cracking skullz but hey thats just me
Make the stupid stop!
Why not do some math? Measure the height and width of the windscreen, then measure the size of a post it note and work out how many to cover the screen.
Originally Posted by commodore1310
0 to 100... eventually
I don't have his car with me and I want to pick them up on the way to work tomorrow morning.
@Fuzzy it is an imprezza RX
Be patient, I am inquisitive and I am learning.
better to reign in hell
logic wins again!
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
apparently wasting my time with 97 cubic inches
milk doesnt come in 1.6 litres
my geminis
Searching for the billion
about 300 .... but why not just buy a roll of yellow contact, it would save you quite a bit of time.
0 to 100... eventually
The more I put on the more he has to take off is my thinking also chosen as there won't be any long term damage
Oh by the way I did the maths on my car before hand and turned out to be just shy 140 but windshield sizes vary, hence the question
Last edited by writeoff; 10-08-2011 at 12:11 AM. Reason: One too many 0's
Be patient, I am inquisitive and I am learning.
They're post it notes.. if they don't blow away you could just wipe your hand on the window and half of them would fall off.
living the low life
glad wrap around the whole car, shit sticks hardcore in the sun.
or just chuck a dump on his bonnet, you probably wont be friends anymore but at least you will win, right?
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i thought you do it in the petrol tank?
What a dumbass question to ask. Your asking it as if people have done it before and can give you an accurate answer. Well ive got news for you, there is probably a limited body of knowledge in the area of post it notes on subaru windscreens.
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did you have this in mind?
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vasoline under the door handles? on the windsceen wipers?
yup! I think I might actually be gay
loosen his sump plug..
VS V8 Manual ... Reppn it for NZ
Sleeper Builder
Slash his tyres, fill them with quick-set concrete.
Throw a shotgun shell (Blank one, if you are good friends...) down his exhaust and push it down to the muffler with... something.
Paper mache his windscreen.
Lithium Grease under all his door handles.
Stand on his bonnet, piss on his windscreen. Should make its way into his air-con intake.
Jack his car up on bricks, but just enough so the wheels look like they are touching the ground but not quiet. If you can distract him with a phone call or something just as he goes out to his car, he shouldn't notice (Use in conjunction with method 1 for extra bonus fun time points.)
Rubber gloves/Condoms over his mirrors. For extra points, fill with vaseline.
Take his fuel relay. He might make it out of the carpark... Maybe.
Take his wheels. Stack two high either end of car. Lower car back down on them for bonus points.
coup de grāce:
Ok so you wan't to really #### with him. First, get a bunch of people. Then, go to the wreckers, a wreckers, any wreckers, and look and look and look. You're looking for a similar model car, same color. It can be as ####ed up as you want, the more the better I would say. Then, when given a chance, get your team, and swap the cars. Move his car somewhere out of night, around the corner ect. You might need a trailer and a winch, I've seen it done with about 10 people and skateboards. Make sure to swap the numberplates, and anything else that's identifying. Has he got fuzzy dice? Buy a pair, stick em in. Anything to add to the effect.
Wait until he's going to his car for the night, and be ready. Stand there with a baseball bat and give it a few whacks just as he comes into visual range. To him, his car has just been destroyed by you. When you see him, see you, smile, laugh, say "I think I win, right?"
Then leg it. Run for your life. Run run run run run and he will chase you. Run all the way to his car. Stop at his car, and then as he is about to beat you and break down into tears, be like Ooohh, so THIS is your car.
It's amazing. Do it.
Ok so you wan't to really #### with him. First, get a bunch of people. Then, go to the wreckers, a wreckers, any wreckers, and look and look and look. You're looking for a similar model car, same color. It can be as ####ed up as you want, the more the better I would say. Then, when given a chance, get your team, and swap the cars. Move his car somewhere out of night, around the corner ect. You might need a trailer and a winch, I've seen it done with about 10 people and skateboards. Make sure to swap the numberplates, and anything else that's identifying. Has he got fuzzy dice? Buy a pair, stick em in. Anything to add to the effect.
Wait until he's going to his car for the night, and be ready. Stand there with a baseball bat and give it a few whacks just as he comes into visual range. To him, his car has just been destroyed by you. When you see him, see you, smile, laugh, say "I think I win, right?"
Then leg it. Run for your life. Run run run run run and he will chase you. Run all the way to his car. Stop at his car, and then as he is about to beat you and break down into tears, be like Ooohh, so THIS is your car.
It's amazing. Do it.[/QUOTE]
We have a winner !!!
living the low life
i can tell you from experience it does. piss also stains panels
living the low life
sugar goes in the petrol tank, nard on the bonnet, fish in the hubcaps.
Sleeper Builder
I think we all get angry sometime....
Epic
coup de grāce:
Ok so you wan't to really #### with him. First, get a bunch of people. Then, go to the wreckers, a wreckers, any wreckers, and look and look and look. You're looking for a similar model car, same color. It can be as ####ed up as you want, the more the better I would say. Then, when given a chance, get your team, and swap the cars. Move his car somewhere out of night, around the corner ect. You might need a trailer and a winch, I've seen it done with about 10 people and skateboards. Make sure to swap the numberplates, and anything else that's identifying. Has he got fuzzy dice? Buy a pair, stick em in. Anything to add to the effect.
Wait until he's going to his car for the night, and be ready. Stand there with a baseball bat and give it a few whacks just as he comes into visual range. To him, his car has just been destroyed by you. When you see him, see you, smile, laugh, say "I think I win, right?"
Then leg it. Run for your life. Run run run run run and he will chase you. Run all the way to his car. Stop at his car, and then as he is about to beat you and break down into tears, be like Ooohh, so THIS is your car.
It's amazing. Do it.[/QUOTE]
This is ####ing gold! You must do this and record it! Haha
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