Road rage

[Crisis63]

I’m sure it didn’t use to be like this.

A 42-year-old man has been left with serious facial injuries after being bashed in a Perth road rage attack in which a car was repeatedly rammed from behind.
Police say the man had been a passenger in a car driven by a female friend, who also had her four-year-old daughter in the car when the attack happened on the Roe Highway in Perth's south around 7pm (WST) on Sunday.
A gold Ford sedan began ramming the car from behind and the woman had pulled over onto the side of the road, believing they were in danger of a serious crash.
When the male friend got out of the car to speak to the driver of the Ford, which had also pulled over, he was punched in the face several times and knocked to the ground.
The offender continued to assault the man before he managed to escape, police said.

I just got back this arvo travelling along the Port River Expressway. I was overtaking a truck, “creeping” at about 92kmh in the 90k zone in the right lane and I have this p.o.s. white VN wagon up my ass, in the rain, pushing me along faster. Coz you know, I was in the right hand lane.
So I get into the left lane to prepare to turn onto the South Road cataclysm and lift of the throttle slowing up for the car in front. He proceeds, lane swapping his way past all the other cars into the distance and I hope into hell.
About 1000m down the road, still gradually slowing to turn, I have a cowboy in a white Kenworth COE bobtail up my ass. In the wet. The exit road is 70ks so that is what I am approaching. There are of course TWO exit lanes and I'm in the left but still this retard is up my arse. As is the requirement for all roads around this area that are remotely related to the ongoing construction we are naturally required to reduce speed to 40ks. Which I do, At this point he can no longer stand it and rips out from behind me to proceed at his own speed. I fully understand the plethora of 40 ks zones around this area border on the ridiculous but it is what it is.
In the day one would have issued forth a string of oaths and the mandatory finger to both of these retards. These days I guess it is a bit like Forests box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get.

[TVR-190]

Give em one of these

[87RB30VL]

I was driving through Brendale towards Kremzow Road, and this young woman was riiiiight up my arse in the rain in some Hyundai Coupe or some crap, and she proceeds to overtake me on the wrong side of the road (while we're going up a hill, so we can't even see if cars will come the other way over the hill, luckily no cars came as she would have hit them head on) & she was yelling some sort of abuse at me, so I keep trotting along and as I come over the hill, what do I see? I see the back end of the girls car sticking out of a ditch on the side of the road, she's crying her eyes out, and I just smile and wave as I cruise past.

[Stressball]

I was driving through Brendale towards Kremzow Road, and this young woman was riiiiight up my arse in the rain in some Hyundai Coupe or some crap, and she proceeds to overtake me on the wrong side of the road (while we're going up a hill, so we can't even see if cars will come the other way over the hill, luckily no cars came as she would have hit them head on) & she was yelling some sort of abuse at me, so I keep trotting along and as I come over the hill, what do I see? I see the back end of the girls car sticking out of a ditch on the side of the road, she's crying her eyes out, and I just smile and wave as I cruise past.

lulzwin

[JMP]

You should have honked your horn and waved as you went past

[franck]

thats gold!! nothing shits me more than a chick busting balls on the road, bad enough aother bloke, but a chick i guess because in the end what can you do , nothing your always going to be in the wrong!

I was driving through Brendale towards Kremzow Road, and this young woman was riiiiight up my arse in the rain in some Hyundai Coupe or some crap, and she proceeds to overtake me on the wrong side of the road (while we're going up a hill, so we can't even see if cars will come the other way over the hill, luckily no cars came as she would have hit them head on) & she was yelling some sort of abuse at me, so I keep trotting along and as I come over the hill, what do I see? I see the back end of the girls car sticking out of a ditch on the side of the road, she's crying her eyes out, and I just smile and wave as I cruise past.

[rx2_freak]

I was driving through Brendale towards Kremzow Road, and this young woman was riiiiight up my arse in the rain in some Hyundai Coupe or some crap, and she proceeds to overtake me on the wrong side of the road (while we're going up a hill, so we can't even see if cars will come the other way over the hill, luckily no cars came as she would have hit them head on) & she was yelling some sort of abuse at me, so I keep trotting along and as I come over the hill, what do I see? I see the back end of the girls car sticking out of a ditch on the side of the road, she's crying her eyes out, and I just smile and wave as I cruise past.

same sort of thing happened to me.

A few months back i had some young bloke in a vs ute tail gate me. He thought he would be a hero and try to go around the lights[turned left and ducked around the centre strip on side and back onto the same road i was on], he proceeded around the lights and about 50m up the road he has spun it around into a ditch/embankment on the side of the road.

[JMP]

I had something very similar a few weeks back where some tool in a VN behind me was trying to give me a hard time and show off. I pulled up to a red light at War Memorial Drive and watched him turn left at speed, I thought good riddance and the lights turned green then I catch him in the corner of my eye chucking a U-turn and ends up behind me again as I go through the intersection. Gives me a hard time all the way down War Memorial Drive and we both turn left on Montefiore road where he drives like a tool cutting off everyone trying to make his way pass. He then turns of down Hindley St and I keep going straight and end up at the intersection of Anzac Highway and West Terrace. I look in the mirror and piss myself laughing cause I see him pull up behind me again but this time 4 cars behind.

[stuntmanmike]

I learnt the hard way and now I let these dickhe@ds go and hassle someone else:
Years ago I had this car load of try hards tail gating me for kilometers one day after work so close to me that I couldn't see his front bumper in the rear view. They overtook me at the first chance at hyperspace ducking between traffic like a deathwish. No less than a minute later I cruised past them when they got stuck behind a slower car that was turning left. Anyway they caught up to me and stuck on my ass like a fly. I slowed to 50 in the 60 zone so they would p*ss off. It was only when they started tooting their horn at me and giving me the finger that I launched my half full coke at their windscreen. I shouldn't have done that.
They pulled up next to me and the passenger hung out the window and started to slap and punch my car yelling something about my head and their feet. I grabbed my trusty length of fibre optic cable, wound down the window and whipped the wanka across his face while he was trying to get back into the window to hide. Got him a bewdy that would have welted up in seconds. I shouldn't have done that too!
Moral: if some useless f*cks on the road are being useless f*cks then pull over and let them go on and hopefully they'll annoy someone with a loaded gun.
I'm more peaceful and calm now since finding Jesus... and if you see some ugly dog faced wanka with a big fat welt mark across their face then tell em they got pwned by me!

[Verynice]

I was randomly cruising, when this car ran a red light to chase after me for no reason. Caught up along side me and its a pleb showing off to his boyfriend in the passenger seat, swerving right into me.

Funnily enough he pulled into his general hangout spot. Bad move.

[acarmody]

I was driving through Brendale towards Kremzow Road, and this young woman was riiiiight up my arse in the rain in some Hyundai Coupe or some crap, and she proceeds to overtake me on the wrong side of the road (while we're going up a hill, so we can't even see if cars will come the other way over the hill, luckily no cars came as she would have hit them head on) & she was yelling some sort of abuse at me, so I keep trotting along and as I come over the hill, what do I see? I see the back end of the girls car sticking out of a ditch on the side of the road, she's crying her eyes out, and I just smile and wave as I cruise past.

You know what would be the icing on the cake, if you have the time. Report it to the police. The chicks insurance would find out and no insurance for her! Lets see how she feels about losing her car and getting nothing back.