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    Default Worst tv shows and ways to improve them

    1. Jersey shore
    2. My Sweet 16
    3. 16 and pregnant
    4. Any show with a 'celebrity'

    I picked up a book instead. If you could make a list of tv shows 'better' and improve on it, what would you do?

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    had a good laugh with some mates over coffee this morning. What if it was a 'big brother' kind of situation where politicians were housemates. Imagine the combinations and types of fights...and i agree on 'reality' shows...no more seasons...

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    I agree with TinSnips - anything even close to being "reality TV" needs to be destroyed. Including MasterChef.
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    all cooking and "talent" shows must die, really hate it when you have nothing to watch because they have these shows on almost every channel at the same time >:|
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    Yes masterchef, so you think you got talent/can dance, dancing with the stars, the block and any of these rubbish type of shows that old people watch give me the sh*ts. Thankyou lord for foxtel and torrents

    I hate going to coles to shop because they play that stupid recording over the speaker "So you want to cook like a masterchef? blah blah blah" No I don't F*** off lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy711 View Post
    Show: Big Brother
    How to improve: Cancel it
    Chance of success: 100%

    i thought that was axed in like... 08
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    Quote Originally Posted by ucwepn View Post
    any of these rubbish type of shows that old people watch give me the sh*ts. lol
    Ah well mate, just think. When you get old, TV won't exist so you'll have to entertain yourself some other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ucwepn View Post
    Thankyou lord for foxtel and torrents
    I hear you. I haven't watched free to air in over 10 years. In fact it was only last year while travelling for work I discovered in my hotel room that there are a number of free to air channels now, but surfing them I soon found mostly rubbish shows so turned it off.

    I will record stuff off Foxtel and download torrents or watch DVD's to watch at my leisure.

    My biggest gripe is hearing people say "oh there was nothing on last night so I watched........." FFS if there is nothing on then go do some other activity rather than dumb yourself down watching something just for the sake of it.


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    I watch non-stop satellite footage of the atrocities being committed around the world at any minute.

    Or, for a change, I watch the various international debt clocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClairBear View Post
    I hear you. I haven't watched free to air in over 10 years. In fact it was only last year while travelling for work I discovered in my hotel room that there are a number of free to air channels now, but surfing them I soon found mostly rubbish shows so turned it off.

    I will record stuff off Foxtel and download torrents or watch DVD's to watch at my leisure.

    My biggest gripe is hearing people say "oh there was nothing on last night so I watched........." FFS if there is nothing on then go do some other activity rather than dumb yourself down watching something just for the sake of it.
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    Do you, like me, get the shits with the advertising on Fox? It's as bad as commercial tv at times and the ads are for the same useless products I don't want.

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    I hardly watch FTA telly these days...while I do watch "TV" a lot...its mostly DVDs/Blu-Rays/Channel BT, along with the odd VHS.
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    Does anyone else sit their and giggle while they watch old Super8 footage of the Russian-Afghan war?

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    I'd have to say any american soap opera and they can easily be improved by changing channel.
    My other one would be AFL and you could improve that by getting rid of the idiots that run it and bring the game back to what it used to be, FOOTBALL

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    i downloaded hotspot shield and watch hulu all the time. plenty of good stuff on there. shit ton of movies too...

    i barely watch australian tv, its all garbage... whats that cop one called where every week there's an explosion, hostage situation or police chase. the writers think melbourne is detroit...
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    all those stupid shows about people going to work...

    this week on logging, guys gutting down trees. OH NO A TREE FELL OVER THE WRONG WAY, the new guys gunna get reamed for this!
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    only thing worse that commercial TV is the people that mention it in my only escape: the internet


    keep commercial TV in that section of the big box thingie i never use

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    Im getting over seeing all these cooking shows on now. The masterchef ones. One every 6months isnt too bad but having one every night of the week every week is just a little too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMP View Post
    My other one would be AFL and can easily be improved by changing channel.
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    Masterchef – cancel or bring in chicks in bikinis.
    The Block - cancel or bring in chicks in bikinis.
    Dancing With The Stars – cancel or bring in chicks in bikinis. If they already have then just cancel.
    Australia’s Got Talent – cancel or bring in chicks in bikinis. If they already have then just cancel.
    Big brother - cancel, chicks in bikinis didn’t work
    Kardashians – cancel, chicks in bikinis didn’t work

    Any “Reality” remove the term “reality” from the title as none of it is reality then – cancel or bring in chicks with bikinis.

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    well it seems like every show on TV is either a renovation, cooking or crime show... So why not have a show where people cook up a batch of crystal meth each, then convicted crack heads get at it and whilst on a high they renovate someone's house (one room each) and whichever room looks the most whacked out at the end .... the cook who made that batch wins the prize (jail).
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